9th Fragment - [Video/Action for Olivine]
[The feed awkwardly cuts in to Cruz sleeping in bed. There's no visible movement or even breathing as he lies there. If there's anything noticeable on his face, there's a Hitler stash under his nose and a dong written on his forehead in black marker. Thanks, Eve.
There's a little crowd at his bedside, though. A Pineco, Smeargle, Elekid, Farfetch'd, Skiploom annd Glameow watching over him and the following antics will be translated from Pokenese, please bear with us!]
[The Farfetch'd overdramatically balls up its wing like a fist and shuts its eyes.] Damn it...! I wasn't strong enough to protect him! I've failed him as a Pokemon and as a friend! For this-- [He points his leek towards his heart and kneels over.] I will commit seppuku! I cannot live on with this shaaame!
[Then the Elekid will simply punch him straight in the face.] MORON! This isn't the time for dramatics! We gotta find another way to get him back!
[Suddenly, you'll hear a Skiploom perk up at the Elekid!] Um... If I can throw in a suggestion...! Why don't we pray?
[The Elekid will cross its arms and simply eye the Skiploom as if it's a gangster threatening a little girl for lunch money.] Haaah? Here's my suggestion! Why don't you stop suggestion the same suggestion you've suggested for the past few days and actually come up with something useful!!
[As the Skiploom looks like its going to cry and looks away, the Farfetch will rush to her side and glare at the Elekid.] OI! Don't talk to her like that! She was only trying to ease the situation!
[And right on cue, the Pineco will step in between them with a little hearty "laugh" before the two Pokemon start to brawl.] Let's all calm down here. He's going to wake up, eventually. He'd wait for us if any of us were in the same situation....
[And the Glameow? Well, he's licking his palm as he looks over to the group. The cat is looking a tad bit indifferent towards what's going on.] That kid is my meal ticket. If he's gone, who's gonna feed me?
[And have the Smeargle leaning over in a "OTL" position as it's making some sobbing noises.] Poke Lisa... Please show me your smiling face! Please bless me with your smile one more time! I need you! I can't continue my work without yoooou!
Tch! Do you always have to turn things into a drama fest? You're worst than bird brain over there!
Very well. If you believe you're so smart, why don't you try waking him up?
[The Elekid will grin with a competivite smirk and some sparks will fly from its head.] Challenge accepted, bird brain! You all are gonna be kissing my feet when this is over!
[The little electric Pokemon will start to flail around its arms as an electric current builds up and it's going "AAAAAAAAAH" (or "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII") for a while like a certain anime we're all familiar with. You know. That one with the screaming and the transformations and the power ups and the-- ANYWAY. The Elekid sounds like it's ready to unleash its deadly move!]
Take this! Certain Kill! Super Ultra Dynamic Miraculous Glorifying Revival Final Mega Resurrectiooooooon--
Can you just call your attack "Thundershock" and get it over with?
H-HOLD IT! I WAS JUST KIDDING--!
HUH?! DID YOU JUST SAY "CERTAIN KILL"!? PLEASE HOLD BACK WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO--
Aaah... Mmm... [Suddenly, Cruz's face starts to wince a bit before opening his eyes and jolting up in a upright stance.] I-I'm back...? Ah! That's right! I had the most vivid drea--
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!! [The Elekid taps Cruz on the shoulder an releases a Thundershock. Cruz ends up yelling out in a girly fashion as he's electrocuted (and oh hey, you can see his skeleton frame) before the attack quickly stops with his Elekid going "Σ(ﾟДﾟ)" as Cruz simply fizzles there and looks like he's burnt to a crisp.]
Oh crap... H-hey, you're alive, right? When I said "Certain Kill", I didn't really mean-- [Cruz coughs out a few smoke clouds before he flops face first into the bedsheets and does not move at all. There's a very awkward pause before the Elekid and Skiploom's faces turn shades of blue before suddenly you get a lot of noise.]
NOOOOO! CRUZ! CRUZ! YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!!
Oh great. Who's going to scratch my head and pet me nicely now? And the "Idiot of the Year" award goes to...
I-I-It was an accident! I didn't really mean--
When did this party become packed with fools...?!
C-Calm down, you brats!! Do you really think something like that would take him out? That kid can be more stubborn than a Tauros. He wouldn't die even if you killed him.
THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU DAMN OLD GEEZER! WE JUST DID KILL HIM. HOW CAN WE CONSIDER OURSELEVES POKEMON WHEN WE JUST SLAUGHTERED OUR VERY OWN TRAINER IN COLD BLOOOOD?!
MURDERER! HEARTLESS ELECTRIC BRAT WITH NO SENSE OF CREATIVITY IN HIS BODY! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD...! [The Smeargle decides to grab a sketchpad, paint into a bit with its tail and hold up the image of an angel Cruz to the group.] ... CREATE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL! This will be my final gift to you, Poke Lisa!! I require a name for this masterpiece!!
[The Glameow scratches his ear before speaking up.] Hmmm... How about "All Trainers Go to Heaven."
[Then the Pineco will do a hearty "laugh" once again.] Ha! That's boring! I'd prefer "When the Angels Sing!"
Aah... This is troublesome! I feel an Artist's Block coming on! How will I get my future inspiration with my beloved Poke Lisa gone...?!
[And while those three are debating on that, the Elekid, Farfetch'd and Skiploom are all there to shake Cruz's body and making really saddened noises. If you look closely, you'll notice a little twitch from Cruz's fingers before the feed cuts out. Replies will come 20 minutes later when Cruz gets some feeling in his body again!]
There's a little crowd at his bedside, though. A Pineco, Smeargle, Elekid, Farfetch'd, Skiploom annd Glameow watching over him and the following antics will be translated from Pokenese, please bear with us!]
[The Farfetch'd overdramatically balls up its wing like a fist and shuts its eyes.] Damn it...! I wasn't strong enough to protect him! I've failed him as a Pokemon and as a friend! For this-- [He points his leek towards his heart and kneels over.] I will commit seppuku! I cannot live on with this shaaame!
[Then the Elekid will simply punch him straight in the face.] MORON! This isn't the time for dramatics! We gotta find another way to get him back!
[Suddenly, you'll hear a Skiploom perk up at the Elekid!] Um... If I can throw in a suggestion...! Why don't we pray?
[The Elekid will cross its arms and simply eye the Skiploom as if it's a gangster threatening a little girl for lunch money.] Haaah? Here's my suggestion! Why don't you stop suggestion the same suggestion you've suggested for the past few days and actually come up with something useful!!
[As the Skiploom looks like its going to cry and looks away, the Farfetch will rush to her side and glare at the Elekid.] OI! Don't talk to her like that! She was only trying to ease the situation!
[And right on cue, the Pineco will step in between them with a little hearty "laugh" before the two Pokemon start to brawl.] Let's all calm down here. He's going to wake up, eventually. He'd wait for us if any of us were in the same situation....
[And the Glameow? Well, he's licking his palm as he looks over to the group. The cat is looking a tad bit indifferent towards what's going on.] That kid is my meal ticket. If he's gone, who's gonna feed me?
[And have the Smeargle leaning over in a "OTL" position as it's making some sobbing noises.] Poke Lisa... Please show me your smiling face! Please bless me with your smile one more time! I need you! I can't continue my work without yoooou!
Tch! Do you always have to turn things into a drama fest? You're worst than bird brain over there!
Very well. If you believe you're so smart, why don't you try waking him up?
[The Elekid will grin with a competivite smirk and some sparks will fly from its head.] Challenge accepted, bird brain! You all are gonna be kissing my feet when this is over!
[The little electric Pokemon will start to flail around its arms as an electric current builds up and it's going "AAAAAAAAAH" (or "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII") for a while like a certain anime we're all familiar with. You know. That one with the screaming and the transformations and the power ups and the-- ANYWAY. The Elekid sounds like it's ready to unleash its deadly move!]
Take this! Certain Kill! Super Ultra Dynamic Miraculous Glorifying Revival Final Mega Resurrectiooooooon--
Can you just call your attack "Thundershock" and get it over with?
H-HOLD IT! I WAS JUST KIDDING--!
HUH?! DID YOU JUST SAY "CERTAIN KILL"!? PLEASE HOLD BACK WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO--
Aaah... Mmm... [Suddenly, Cruz's face starts to wince a bit before opening his eyes and jolting up in a upright stance.] I-I'm back...? Ah! That's right! I had the most vivid drea--
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!! [The Elekid taps Cruz on the shoulder an releases a Thundershock. Cruz ends up yelling out in a girly fashion as he's electrocuted (and oh hey, you can see his skeleton frame) before the attack quickly stops with his Elekid going "Σ(ﾟДﾟ)" as Cruz simply fizzles there and looks like he's burnt to a crisp.]
Oh crap... H-hey, you're alive, right? When I said "Certain Kill", I didn't really mean-- [Cruz coughs out a few smoke clouds before he flops face first into the bedsheets and does not move at all. There's a very awkward pause before the Elekid and Skiploom's faces turn shades of blue before suddenly you get a lot of noise.]
NOOOOO! CRUZ! CRUZ! YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!!
Oh great. Who's going to scratch my head and pet me nicely now? And the "Idiot of the Year" award goes to...
I-I-It was an accident! I didn't really mean--
When did this party become packed with fools...?!
C-Calm down, you brats!! Do you really think something like that would take him out? That kid can be more stubborn than a Tauros. He wouldn't die even if you killed him.
THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU DAMN OLD GEEZER! WE JUST DID KILL HIM. HOW CAN WE CONSIDER OURSELEVES POKEMON WHEN WE JUST SLAUGHTERED OUR VERY OWN TRAINER IN COLD BLOOOOD?!
MURDERER! HEARTLESS ELECTRIC BRAT WITH NO SENSE OF CREATIVITY IN HIS BODY! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD...! [The Smeargle decides to grab a sketchpad, paint into a bit with its tail and hold up the image of an angel Cruz to the group.] ... CREATE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL! This will be my final gift to you, Poke Lisa!! I require a name for this masterpiece!!
[The Glameow scratches his ear before speaking up.] Hmmm... How about "All Trainers Go to Heaven."
[Then the Pineco will do a hearty "laugh" once again.] Ha! That's boring! I'd prefer "When the Angels Sing!"
Aah... This is troublesome! I feel an Artist's Block coming on! How will I get my future inspiration with my beloved Poke Lisa gone...?!
[And while those three are debating on that, the Elekid, Farfetch'd and Skiploom are all there to shake Cruz's body and making really saddened noises. If you look closely, you'll notice a little twitch from Cruz's fingers before the feed cuts out. Replies will come 20 minutes later when Cruz gets some feeling in his body again!]