[It looks like Cruz's Pokegear has been hijacked by his Elekid! The Elekid will be moving it around and peering at the screen with cheerful curiosity, then turn the camera around to start running with sounds of "Bi bi bi~" at every step through the inn hallways. Once he stops at a slightly cracked door, the Elekid will snicker and slide on into the room.
First, the camera will shift to a shelf with a stack of novels on top and a glass of milk off to the side of them.
Then the camera will focus onto a bed with a pair of ridiculously nice looking legs simply dangling in the air with light humming that goes to
this tune. The Elekid will move the camera closer and you'll see a girly looking green haired ponytail! IT'S TOTALLY A PETITE, YET HOT LOOKING GIRL, RIGHT? .... Well, if the blue boxers the girl is wearing and the white t-shirt didn't tip you off. It's... not a girl. Yup.
Cruz has a novel in hand and a box of pocky sticks off the side. And he has a pocky stick wibbling almost suggestively out of his mouth before he swallows it whole and gives a relaxed sigh.]
Heeee~h... Mystery novels are the best! Looks like my hunch was correct since the detective thought of the same thing! Although, the set up of the mystery was pretty ridiculous. Seriously...! The logic of it was just way too out there! ... Can a Dewgong really get murdered by gunshot in real life? That would be Pokemon related cruelty, you know.
Anyway... I had a feeling that the culprit had accidentally shot it while aiming for his real target who was scuba diving. [There's thoughtful pause as Cruz shuts his book.] Oh yeah. I should get myself a little haircut sometime soon. Ponytails don't suit me at all.
[Cruz reaches out for his glass of milk and takes a sip. Then looks in his Elekid's direction.]
... ... ...
[And after a five minute pause, Cruz does an EPIC SPITTAKE that includes a mini rainbow, jumps off his bed and the camera gets super shaky as we hear Cruz yell some incoherent things at his Elekid laughs in a "BIBIBIBI" fashion before he snatches the gear and cuts it off.]
((OOC: P.S: Xion! If you've has been checking your mail lately, you receieved a Star Piece from Cruz sometime today! And Zuko, you got a box in the mail too. A box of delicious cookies from Cruz for you and your Pokemon to eat. DEAL WITH IT.
))