Title: to go nowhere with you
Fandom: Torchwood/Narnia
Characters/Pairings: Edmund Pevensie/Ianto Jones
Rating: PG-13 - minotaur goring, kissing, suggested sex
Warnings: nothing explicitly depicted
Wordcount: ~4,200
Summary: "Minotaur," Edmund corrects automatically. "I'm Edmund."
Author's Note: For the 'a ficathon walks into a bar' challenge. If you're saying, "But Betsy! That only had a 500-word requirement!", well. Yes, yes it did. I don't know what happened, okay? All sorts of thanks go to
lady_songsmith for instigating and
metonomia for instigating and beta-ing. Along with
rthstewart they listened to my anguished moaning about "It's so long! I don't know what the plot is! Help!" and were sympathetic. Thanks, guys! Lastly: this fic has a soundtrack. Sort of, in the sense that I listened to two songs more or less on repeat while writing it.
Life Less Ordinary by Carbon Leaf, and
Human by The Killers.
He leaves his last name off. No need for Ianto to go back to Torchwood's really super secret base and look him up and cause problems.