Fic: Face Value (DW/TW/Absolutely Fabulous, PG-13)
Title: Face Value.
Author: Prochytes.
Fandom: Absolutely Fabulous/Doctor Who/Torchwood.
Rating: PG-13. (Implied) sex, drugs, bondage, and Patsy’s mouth.
Characters: Edina Monsoon, Saffron Monsoon, Patsy Stone, Mother (Ab Fab); multiple Whoniverse cameos.
Disclaimer: The Monsoon household and Planet Who both belong to the Beeb. No profit.
Summary: When Eddy’s world fails to make sense it isn’t always because of the substance abuse.
Word Count: 1700.
A/N: Minor spoilers for Doctor Who “Utopia” and “The End of Time”; Torchwood “Children of Earth”; and the whole run of Ab Fab.
( “You gotta spring me fast, Eddy.” Patsy rasped. Orange overalls were not a good look on her. )