Fic: Dogging (TW/SJA/Various, PG-13)
Title: Dogging.
Author: Prochytes.
Fandom: Torchwood/Being Human/Cthulhu Mythos /Warhammer 40K/Hellboy/The Sarah Jane Adventures.
Rating: PG-13. Smut.
Characters/Pairing: Gwen Cooper/Rhys Williams (TW); The Hounds of Tindalos (Cthulhu Mythos); Ragnar Blackmane (Warhammer 40K); Sammael (Hellboy); K-9 (SJA).
Disclaimer: Not mine at all, any of it.
Summary: Wherein the attempts of two pretty Welsh people to indulge their kink are repeatedly impeded by a malign fate, with a taste for puns.
Word Count: 1678.
A/N: Very small spoilers for TW up to “Children of Earth: Day One” and the 2004 Hellboy movie. Small spoilers for the story “The Hounds of Tindalos” by Frank Belknap Long, and also for Being Human 3x01 (which inspired the fic). Beta-ed by the splendid arachnekallisti.
( Rhys already had his palms spread out placatingly... )