[Ash] Who Da Man?

[sinanju]

Who: Ash
When: Immediately following Cause and Effect
Where: Kitchen/Cafeteria #1
Invited: Anyone
Status: Complete

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[Dean] But of course!

[starborn_scribe]

Faith/Chloe's flirtatious teasing of the psychic lovebunnies had Dean chuckling. Scott/House pleading for Magic Mouseketeers to right the situation was even funnier.

"Course they can," Dean assured him between chuckles. "Sammy 'n me do shit like this all the time."

Sam frowned at him. "We do?"

Dean sighed dramatically. "No, not *exactly* this, but, you know, mojo. No problem."

"Easy for you to say," Sam muttered. He nodded at the half-finished list in Dean's hand. "List?"

"Workin' on it." Then he caught Faith/Chloe's eye, openly ogling her. "Babe, if you got an itch, I'm happy to scratch it for ya. Right after I finish this," he amended, holding up the notepad.

John and (smokin' hot) Aeryn appeared in the doorway. "Hold up!" Dean called. "Are you you?"

The couple's brows furrowed. "Huh?"

"What do you mean?"

Although Dean knew that Aeryn was an alien, she somehow sounded British. Their stances and mannerisms seemed right, too. "Yeah, you're you." He turned to the rest of the crowd. "Okay! This is taking forever. Everyone who's swapped bodies, move to this side of the room." He motioned toward the side where the exhausted-looking Scott in House's body sat. No need to make the guy move. "The rest of ya, over here."

[Doctor/Rose/Jack]

[purplerhino]

The Doctor-in-Daniel's-body looked at Rose and shrugged. The kids seemed to have a decent enough Idea. He crossed to stand by Blaise and House, who were clinging to each other in a way he was pretty sure was not typical of either of them. Although what they did on their own time...

He caught some of the conversation with Jack and Chloe. He had to smirk.

"And I just bet Jack had to live out his own personal narcissistic fantasy, eh?" He grinned. Leave it to Jack to take every advantage of a situation.

Just then George joined them, freshly showered and loaded up with Jack's kit.

"You bet your sweet ass I did. She needs a bit more practice, but it was fun. I know that stance and grin anywhere. Lookin' good Doc. Any chance you'd be interested while I'm a girl?" George smirked.

"No," the Doctor crossed his arms.

"I'll buy you that drink."

"No."

"I'll invite Rose."

That earned Jack a death glare, which still transferred quite well in Daniel's body.

***

Rose moved over to the non-swap side. She couldn't understand what the magic types were doing, but they all seemed to be themselves. Well, except for the fact that Molly didn't usually do painful and slow acrobatics.

"I'll return as soon as proper accounting has been taken." Molly broke off and moved to the other side of the room.

"River, right?"