Sing songs in my head

Aug 07, 2006 12:07



Hey, how are y'all?

when u can relate to a midsummer night's dream .. there are issues afoot says:

what colours would u be if u were a booterfly?

kneazle   says:

OH MY GOD

kneazle   says:

i had a dream about this

because everyone was making butterflies out of glass

in this really big room

and this lady with big blue eyes that reminded me of you

she came up to me and said "what kind fo butterfly do you want to be"

and she gave me little balls of wet glass

but the only ones were purple and yellow

and the yellow was like an ugly yellow, it had other pieces of glass in it

the purple faded into red and the yellow turned into pink

and i said those would clash

when u can relate to a midsummer night's dream .. there are issues afoot says:

lol i seem to like making ur dreams come to life

kneazle   says:

Yeah. Stop that

kneazle   says:

it makes me feel crazy

Be wary of men with long hair. Most men with long hair these days are homosexuals, Satanists or hippies.

1) If your employee with long hair dresses really well, he’s probably into musical theatre - a quick rendition of ‘Three Little Maids from School’ should flush him out. Or just ask for anal sex if you’re still not sure.

2) If he wears all black, he’s probably a Satanist. Check his locker for chickens and his wastepaper basket for more than one dead baby. Just one baby corpse only holds up in court in California… you’ll need two to make your point in every other state.

3) If he prefers the look of cheesecloth, drives a bongo van and has a permanent aura of ‘everything’s happening last week and I can’t deal with it, man,’ he’s a hippie. Resist the urge to hit him with a shovel - it’ll only encourage him to dig a ‘Peace Garden’ on your front lawn when he comes out of the coma.

~From that moneyrum site.
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