batman update
meicdon13 I watched half of The Dark Knight Returns Part 2 yesterday!
- i have the weirdest boner for joker??
- bruno and her fantastic swastika boob tattoos
- carrie what a cuuuutie!
- jim has the broadest shoulders
- superman fighting the russians is like the watchmen and dr manhattan in vietnam, using his powers for ~amurica~
(god i hate that guy
and the comedian hate him too
i hate everyone in that comic
maybe except rorschach
can't hate on the dead
except the comedian)
- ohhh bats and his meds that's-
- is that humpty dumpty? last i heard he wasn't in league with the jokester
- wow yendel is rly attractive too
- bruce u r too old man, ur not that fast anymore
- nope guys have u never learned a thing, don't trust the joker!!!!1! dudes that is never a good idea
- "he's an obsessive-compulsive, narcissistic, hero complex sociopath" that's a lot of words, doc.
- so wHAT WAS THE POINT OF BEATING UP THOSE SWAT DUDES THO? observation training for carrie?
- guess there aren't any supervillians anymore supes' fighting the commies
- but i think this is pretty ooc for supey? i'm not sure?? i don't think he's a guy who'll just follow authority and forsake his conscience/whatever ma and pa kent taught him? because this war is a war of interests as the douchebag president says, and i don't think kal-el, with his morals and ethics would be ok with that? also where is lois? is this the universe where supes never gets old etc i can't remember?
- THEY DIDN'T PUT IN THE 'HAVE YOU TALKED TO DICK?' LINE OMG i was always so curious what happened between dick and bruce in this universe
- gosh i am so attracted to this joker what is wrong with me... joker is a horrible horrible person please repeat after me brain
- GOOD SOLDIER I'M GONNA CRY
- YOU GOT HIM IN THE FUCKING EYEEE NOOO MY HOT JOKER
- "BE STILL MY HEART" FUCKER
- slingshots yay! also ewww what a terrible way to die
- woah hwe just up and killed everyone
- how did he get there before him??
- ok there is some real homoerotic shit going on here: the final showdown in the tunnel of love, joker costantly flirting/making suggestive remarks
- he's finally dead
- wHAT WERE THE EXPLOSIONS FOR? FOR A CLEAN GETAWAY? BECAUSE I'M TELLING U BRUCE THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR UR REP AT ALL
I'll finish it this weekend! Other news, I saw Life of Pi, finished Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and probably give Blade Runner another try.