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[crossedtease]

[The feed clicks on to show Tyki perched on a chair in the middle of a room that looks as though a hurricane has just hit it.

Chairs are toppled over, tables are nothing but a pile of rubble, and the couch Tyki's sitting on is clearly destroyed.

As for Tyki, his eyes are bright gold and he has a maniacal grin on his face.]Now, who wants to play a

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[tothelastbreath]

[...Not you too. How is he going to explain the Noah away after this week?]

Where's Tyki?

[crossedtease]

I'm afraid he's unavailable at the moment~

[tothelastbreath]

―What have you done to him?

[crossedtease]

Why do you assume that I've done something to him? Perhaps he just keeled over and died somewhere.

[tothelastbreath]

[Allen glares harder at the casual tone.]

Let's just say I wouldn't put it past you. Where is he?

[This is serious. If something did happen to the real Tyki, even the real Rhode is going to flip.]

[crossedtease]

[He hums a bit] Why should I tell you, boy~?

[tothelastbreath]

Because between Rhode and myself, I'd say I'm the better choice. You can't even begin to imagine what she'd do to you.

[crossedtease]

She wouldn't hurt me. I'm her uncle, after all~

[tothelastbreath]

[A long, hard look, followed by a firm:] No, you're not.

[And now the feed's rocking as Allen makes his way to Tyki's room at top speed.]

But as I've told the real Tyki before ― take it up with me if it's fun you're after.

[crossedtease]

You? You're hardly any fun. Not unless you're willing to play a game with me. [He lets out a low chuckle, obviously having too much fun with this.]

[tothelastbreath]

Really? Because it sounds like I'm being quite entertaining already. Name your game, I'll play.

[crossedtease]

It's a rather simple game~ All you have to do is survive.

[tothelastbreath]

[without missing a beat:] Been doing it my whole life. You'll tell me where Tyki is when I win.

[crossedtease]

If you win, boy. But sure, if that's the prize that you want.

[tothelastbreath]

[The feed cuts off abruptly, but the door to Tyki's room is flung open in the next heartbeat to reveal Allen, Crown Clown invocated.]

Deal.

[crossedtease]

[The first that's going to greet you, Allen? Is a horde of Tease.]