Random stories
Today is going to be random...
when i'm at work i feel like that minor character in Matrix revolutions. You know, the guy who carries ammo for those mech warriors in the third installment of the matrix trilogy. I have my little cart and i got stuff in it and i run to places dodging bullents(customers) and getting to my location as i reload items.
except instead of ammo i'm carrying tofu...and clapico water...and Ozeki sake
Today at work while i was loading ajinomoto's gyoza dumplings, which are on sale btw for $1.68 instead of the regular price of $1.78, in the freezer i found a spider. At first i thought it was alive but then i noticed it was frozen cold!!!
It was like that movie "Encino Man", but instead of Brendan Frazer, its a spider!! yay.
So i left it on my cart. While i was loading other stuff i began to think to myself what if that spider was just hibernating and in a couple of hours it would regain conciousness and move again! I was excited.
So i went back to see it again and it was GONE! Most likely it was probably blown away from the wind, but isn't it more exciting to think that it came back from ultra freezing point and walked off?? or webbed off like spiderman does.
Today also at work while i was peeing in the urinal i noticed that in the bottom of the urinal there is this net thing that prevents the urinal cake from clogging the toilet. On it it says "Say no to Drugs"
And i thought to myself "that must be the single most useless way to stop people from taking drugs". What if there is a guy who "likes" drugs? He/she would probably be like....
"Say no to drugs??? SAY NO TO DRUGS??? Oh yea? Try saying no to me peeing on your face!!!!!!!"
Yea pretty useless...
Told you it today was going to be random.
TODAY'S MARUKAI(japanese Supermarket)ITEM OF THE DAY: Organic Horizon company's HOMO MILK
(insert your own joke here)
when i'm at work i feel like that minor character in Matrix revolutions. You know, the guy who carries ammo for those mech warriors in the third installment of the matrix trilogy. I have my little cart and i got stuff in it and i run to places dodging bullents(customers) and getting to my location as i reload items.
except instead of ammo i'm carrying tofu...and clapico water...and Ozeki sake
Today at work while i was loading ajinomoto's gyoza dumplings, which are on sale btw for $1.68 instead of the regular price of $1.78, in the freezer i found a spider. At first i thought it was alive but then i noticed it was frozen cold!!!
It was like that movie "Encino Man", but instead of Brendan Frazer, its a spider!! yay.
So i left it on my cart. While i was loading other stuff i began to think to myself what if that spider was just hibernating and in a couple of hours it would regain conciousness and move again! I was excited.
So i went back to see it again and it was GONE! Most likely it was probably blown away from the wind, but isn't it more exciting to think that it came back from ultra freezing point and walked off?? or webbed off like spiderman does.
Today also at work while i was peeing in the urinal i noticed that in the bottom of the urinal there is this net thing that prevents the urinal cake from clogging the toilet. On it it says "Say no to Drugs"
And i thought to myself "that must be the single most useless way to stop people from taking drugs". What if there is a guy who "likes" drugs? He/she would probably be like....
"Say no to drugs??? SAY NO TO DRUGS??? Oh yea? Try saying no to me peeing on your face!!!!!!!"
Yea pretty useless...
Told you it today was going to be random.
TODAY'S MARUKAI(japanese Supermarket)ITEM OF THE DAY: Organic Horizon company's HOMO MILK
(insert your own joke here)