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Sep 05, 2004 09:58

someone call the wambulance. i have no clue why i put that there but i did, so hah! im in a rather good mood lately. and i think i picked a bad time to write cuz im leaving soon, o well. friday was ally's birthday!! woohoo, if u didnt know i am a chef. g-baggs bagels now has a total of 3 items on the menu, the grant bagel, the jennie bagel, and now the ally cookie. yes! although the last item is not a bagel, i realize that most resturants should have desserts right? ya.
well that very day (sept. 3rd) i went to a counseling thing or whatever about me getting surgery. cool beans i know. not! im getting all my wisdom teeth out, and the retard tooth, and possibly all the teeth on my left upper row moved forward!!! ahh. ya if u see a kid that looks like me, only a chipmunk, well thats still me. sheesh. o i almost forgot the best part. when he put the X-rays up he was startled and asked "did u get shot?" and i laughed. when in reality i did. 2 summers ago, me and fat man from japan were hanging out, waiting to bust dusty while he attempted to t.p. seth's house, well fat man (seth) had the bright idea of scarying him off w/ a "unloaded" pellot gun...well lemme tell u from experience, it was loaded. SO! seth is cool and dry shooting and claims nothing is shooting out, and right when i walk in front of him he shoots me in the FACE! ya i know. so dusty ends up coming along w/ his stupid friends and tries to tp the house and throws flower all over and kicks seth's car.
lemme finish w/ the fact that dusty is the biggest pussy in the world and would never really fight anyone. so seth gets him in a head lock and scares the crap out of him w/ his gun. all the while im holding seth's wet sweatshirt, that is supposed to stop the blood from bleeeding all over, im sure there are still blood spots on his driveway.
so as the story goes, i cleaned up, found some strange pieces of skin fibers or something on seth's sweatshirt, and had another bright idea of telling my mom that i fell down on a rock, and didnt get hit w/ a bb (which was in the pellot gun)

u might think that my mom was shocked to see this Xray but she already new about it...luckily or else she would really have been mad, k so somehow i was like typing to katie on aim and told her what happened and she read it behind my back. ya. ok so thats the longest journal entry ive had in a long time, yay! anyway, i should go. i miss ally-oop, and sahara. k im going to go brush my teeth.

-a kid that had one big ass swollen cheek
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