[Characters] Hetalia ensemble
[Location] Centre of Jamorrow
[Date/Time] April 4, noon
[Warning] Countries shouting/swearing/throwing chairs at each other
[Content] England calls a world meeting to discuss strategies and whatnot. Without Germany here to keep order, this probably won't end well.
[England is currently sipping tea and sketching something in the plaza at the centre of the town. Occasionally, he glances at his watch. Beside him is a sheaf of papers that have little drawings of faces on them with labels underneath. Some of the faces may look quite familiar . . .]
It would help if I actually knew what they looked like . . . oh, well. One does one's best, I suppose.
[He doodles a picture of a heart, a hat, and a Ferris wheel. Underneath, he scribbles the words 'Mad Queen', 'Stupid Hatter', and 'Idiot Carnival'.]