42 Things I Felt the Need to Say
1. Ani DiFranco is God.
2. Chicks who play the violin and sing are hot.
3. People who consistently bash "emo" kids are as unoriginal and close-minded as the people they bash. Quite frankly, they should relate to the emo kids as neither group seems to be capable of original thought.
4. Emo kids are teh suck.
5. I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream. I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean. I don't know how I got this way. I know it's not alright, so I'm breaking the habit. I'm breaking the habit tonight.
6. Ashlee Simpson is hardcore deathmetal.
7. As a good friend once said(er...wrote), "Do not tell me to stop dancing."
8. A guy went to the doctor and said "Hey doc, it hurts when I do this." *does motion* And the doctor said "Don't do it." There is more profundity in that joke then in any philosophy book.
9. Woody Allen is also God.
10. People who don't use lj-cuts when appropriate don't love me. People who don't love me will immediatly be removed from my friends page.
11. Stasis is no cure for dysfunction. It is, however, an effective multiplayer card.
12. If I know you, please assume that I have stripped you with my eyes and was completely disgusted by what I saw. Assume that I know every one of your deepest, darkest secrets, and was appalled by all of them. Assume that I know everything you don't want me to know. Then realize that I still want to be your friend. It is best to live shameless.
13. Penis.
14. The best thing about being a teenager is that you will eventually grow up.
15. The hardest thing about being a teenager is that you will eventually have to grow up.
16. AHHH!!! RAPIST POLICE!!!!!!!!
17. Look to the past and remember and smile. And maybe tonight I can breathe for awhile. I'm not in the scene, I think I'm fallin' asleep, but then all that it means is I'll always be dreaming of you.
18. Summoners: 3x Summoner, 2x Monk
Assassins: 2x Ninja, 2x Time Mage, 1x Monk
Manipulaters: 2x Thief(female), 2x Mediator, 1x Chemist(+Talk Skill)
19. I really wish Imhungry was dead.
20. If you heard what was in my head, you'd understand why I'm so quiet.
21. The members of Blink 182 are demi-gods. Except Mark, he's God.
22. Bill Maher isn't God, but he's pretty fucking hilarious.
23. I MUST see The Aristocrats.
24. Shut the fuck up.
*takes a break to watch the Vindicated video*
25. I never really unserstood comic books.
26. Please understand that I don't take much you say very sreriously. It's not that I don't trust or respect you, but more so I realize that you are as human as I am.
27. My ear hurts.
28. People need to look up the word "moral" in the dictionary. People like Bush.
29. A bunch of concerned mothers of guys in Iraq are starting a movement to get us out of Iraq. They think it's working, but the truth is we were always going to be out by midterm elections. OMFG PROGRESS! No, not really. You're just pawns.
30. Of course anything's better then those people who think the way to help people is hand out Jesus pamphlets. Or make you look in a box with a mirror. *shakes head*
31. I love you to death.
32. I hate your fucking guts.
33. If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass us by?
34. If you've never seen the Laramie project, do yourself a favor and go out and rent it.
35. If you do something that you know will hurt you, and you do so repeatedly, do not expect me to have any sympathy and do not expect me to stick around. This goes for all of my friends.
36. "You see those girls out there?"
"Yes."
"Bring them in here."
"Uh...men's room..."
"It's okay, I'm a teacher.I'm a teacher."
Is there not something wrong here?
37. Men PMS too. We just don't get really bad cramps.
38. Yes, I am here and I am queer. But mostly I'm just here.
39. "oh great stroke of bare emotional night and unbelievable suck
i should remember him
as if i don't" -Ani DiFranco
40. "You look very, very prety tonight."
41. These statements seem to have become shorter as the list goes on. I guess I just have been trying to stretch to reach 42, but oh well. I am mostly satisfied with them. Except number 25. I'm not at all happy with number 25. Not unhappy enough to change it, just unhappy enough to bitch about it. (think about it)
42. ...in no particular order.
2. Chicks who play the violin and sing are hot.
3. People who consistently bash "emo" kids are as unoriginal and close-minded as the people they bash. Quite frankly, they should relate to the emo kids as neither group seems to be capable of original thought.
4. Emo kids are teh suck.
5. I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream. I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean. I don't know how I got this way. I know it's not alright, so I'm breaking the habit. I'm breaking the habit tonight.
6. Ashlee Simpson is hardcore deathmetal.
7. As a good friend once said(er...wrote), "Do not tell me to stop dancing."
8. A guy went to the doctor and said "Hey doc, it hurts when I do this." *does motion* And the doctor said "Don't do it." There is more profundity in that joke then in any philosophy book.
9. Woody Allen is also God.
10. People who don't use lj-cuts when appropriate don't love me. People who don't love me will immediatly be removed from my friends page.
11. Stasis is no cure for dysfunction. It is, however, an effective multiplayer card.
12. If I know you, please assume that I have stripped you with my eyes and was completely disgusted by what I saw. Assume that I know every one of your deepest, darkest secrets, and was appalled by all of them. Assume that I know everything you don't want me to know. Then realize that I still want to be your friend. It is best to live shameless.
13. Penis.
14. The best thing about being a teenager is that you will eventually grow up.
15. The hardest thing about being a teenager is that you will eventually have to grow up.
16. AHHH!!! RAPIST POLICE!!!!!!!!
17. Look to the past and remember and smile. And maybe tonight I can breathe for awhile. I'm not in the scene, I think I'm fallin' asleep, but then all that it means is I'll always be dreaming of you.
18. Summoners: 3x Summoner, 2x Monk
Assassins: 2x Ninja, 2x Time Mage, 1x Monk
Manipulaters: 2x Thief(female), 2x Mediator, 1x Chemist(+Talk Skill)
19. I really wish Imhungry was dead.
20. If you heard what was in my head, you'd understand why I'm so quiet.
21. The members of Blink 182 are demi-gods. Except Mark, he's God.
22. Bill Maher isn't God, but he's pretty fucking hilarious.
23. I MUST see The Aristocrats.
24. Shut the fuck up.
*takes a break to watch the Vindicated video*
25. I never really unserstood comic books.
26. Please understand that I don't take much you say very sreriously. It's not that I don't trust or respect you, but more so I realize that you are as human as I am.
27. My ear hurts.
28. People need to look up the word "moral" in the dictionary. People like Bush.
29. A bunch of concerned mothers of guys in Iraq are starting a movement to get us out of Iraq. They think it's working, but the truth is we were always going to be out by midterm elections. OMFG PROGRESS! No, not really. You're just pawns.
30. Of course anything's better then those people who think the way to help people is hand out Jesus pamphlets. Or make you look in a box with a mirror. *shakes head*
31. I love you to death.
32. I hate your fucking guts.
33. If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass us by?
34. If you've never seen the Laramie project, do yourself a favor and go out and rent it.
35. If you do something that you know will hurt you, and you do so repeatedly, do not expect me to have any sympathy and do not expect me to stick around. This goes for all of my friends.
36. "You see those girls out there?"
"Yes."
"Bring them in here."
"Uh...men's room..."
"It's okay, I'm a teacher.I'm a teacher."
Is there not something wrong here?
37. Men PMS too. We just don't get really bad cramps.
38. Yes, I am here and I am queer. But mostly I'm just here.
39. "oh great stroke of bare emotional night and unbelievable suck
i should remember him
as if i don't" -Ani DiFranco
40. "You look very, very prety tonight."
41. These statements seem to have become shorter as the list goes on. I guess I just have been trying to stretch to reach 42, but oh well. I am mostly satisfied with them. Except number 25. I'm not at all happy with number 25. Not unhappy enough to change it, just unhappy enough to bitch about it. (think about it)
42. ...in no particular order.