Well this is crap.
Bet everybody was wondering where I was.
Yeah, I was kind of in a hospital. And it smelled, really really bad in there. Plus I had to put up with the guy in the bed next to me coughing all night. And if that wasn't bad enough he left the TV on when he fell asleep. I heard E! News like 4 times. Did you know that Kim Kardashian likes one of the Jonas Brothers and wants to bang him? Nope. I didn't either. Actually, who the hell even are the Jonas Brothers? Is that some sort of Bible thing?
Finally paid the nurse to get me a private room after a few days. But yeah; I'd been having neck and back problems for a while I thought maybe it would just go away on it's own. Maybe from going at it too hard. Massage. Working out. Bad pillow. I don't know. Growing Pains. (But not the show with Kirk Cameron. That'd actually be pretty sweet.) Well it didn't go away, so I finally went in. Turns out it happened a while back when Killface got all PMSy about not being allowed in the election and decided to hit me in the face because he's a dumbass; that he actually fractured my c3 and c4 vertebrates. Or something. So. Yeah. Thanks for that. Idiot.
And now I've got to wear a goddamn halo. And I better not catch anybody looking at it, 'cause I swear they'll be dead. I'm not in the mood to put up with this. I'd hit them with my crutches but then I kind of can't stand up.
If anybody has any good movies or shows to watch, I'll be here for a while. Doing physical therapy. Damn it.
Yeah, I was kind of in a hospital. And it smelled, really really bad in there. Plus I had to put up with the guy in the bed next to me coughing all night. And if that wasn't bad enough he left the TV on when he fell asleep. I heard E! News like 4 times. Did you know that Kim Kardashian likes one of the Jonas Brothers and wants to bang him? Nope. I didn't either. Actually, who the hell even are the Jonas Brothers? Is that some sort of Bible thing?
Finally paid the nurse to get me a private room after a few days. But yeah; I'd been having neck and back problems for a while I thought maybe it would just go away on it's own. Maybe from going at it too hard. Massage. Working out. Bad pillow. I don't know. Growing Pains. (But not the show with Kirk Cameron. That'd actually be pretty sweet.) Well it didn't go away, so I finally went in. Turns out it happened a while back when Killface got all PMSy about not being allowed in the election and decided to hit me in the face because he's a dumbass; that he actually fractured my c3 and c4 vertebrates. Or something. So. Yeah. Thanks for that. Idiot.
And now I've got to wear a goddamn halo. And I better not catch anybody looking at it, 'cause I swear they'll be dead. I'm not in the mood to put up with this. I'd hit them with my crutches but then I kind of can't stand up.
If anybody has any good movies or shows to watch, I'll be here for a while. Doing physical therapy. Damn it.