((Warning: Not safe for work, children, or anybody that doesn't want to hear songs about vaginas and STDS. You've been warned.))
http://www.hostropolis.com/april/mp3/hervagina.mp3 Wow. I am going to categorize this one right under V.D. For very...descriptive. And, it's also actually pretty funny. I honestly don't think anything has made me laugh this hard since the time I went through the TV Guide and read the plots on some of those Lifetime movies. In fact, the only way it could've been more amusing is if they released the video of them trying to write the song.
I'm making this my ringtone. Just as soon as I figure out how to do that.