Boring Meeting

[croozin]

Why yes, I did just spend an entire meeting playing a game called 'Butt Scan.' And I'm on the high score list. KAKOW

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[hahha_innuendo]

You've played that too? I thought it was just in the office!

[croozin]

No. I've played and dominated it. Apparently nobody else here sees how it's useful, but quite frankly, I think it's the best thing ever invented since Denny's Grand Slam's. Even if they are cheap.

[hahha_innuendo]

Denny's Grand Slam's? I'm not familiar with that one.

[croozin]

It's this big breakfast deal thing and it's super-cheap. Which, normally I'm all for spending the money. It's so good though!

[hahha_innuendo]

Oh, breakfast! I'm not much of a breakfast man, usually too busy, too many things and people to do!

Ha ha! Do.

Two glasses of scotch usually ties me over until lunch.

[croozin]

Well you know what, people can wait while I'm enjoying my eggs and bacon. It takes priority over them anyways. 'Cause it's my company and I can do whatever the hell I want with it.