Ha Ha! Suckers!
So, I hear you all missed the Super Bowl?
Well that sucks for you! Because I went and scrounged up some tickets in the parking lot before the game. I paid some guy $50,000 for his and his kids tickets. His kid was crying about it the whole time. And I was like "Kid, you can go to the Super Bowl another time in your life. Which will probably never happen 'cause tickets are hard to get and you're not a billionaire like me."
And you know why I went? 'Cause Fred Dryer started out with the Giants! Kakow! Even if I'm not running for President, I can still start a product line or something with him. I mean, he's Fred Dryer! The people in the stands were being complete idiots and they didn't even think he'd played for the team. They were like "Fred Dryer? Isn't that Hunter." Well, glad to see that's the only thing people remember him as. Everybody but me. Also, big disappointment in the fact that he never came. So, way to tell me he was going to come. Asshole! And also, disappointment in the fact that people apparently don't know about his NFL career at all.
The half-time show sucked too. I mean, Tom Petty, really? Why couldn't they have had a hot chick? There were no wardrobe malfunctions at all! They should have had Madonna or something! But I got pretty trashed by that point, so I don't even know who won. I also don't know why I woke up with paint all over me...once again.
...Who won?
Well that sucks for you! Because I went and scrounged up some tickets in the parking lot before the game. I paid some guy $50,000 for his and his kids tickets. His kid was crying about it the whole time. And I was like "Kid, you can go to the Super Bowl another time in your life. Which will probably never happen 'cause tickets are hard to get and you're not a billionaire like me."
And you know why I went? 'Cause Fred Dryer started out with the Giants! Kakow! Even if I'm not running for President, I can still start a product line or something with him. I mean, he's Fred Dryer! The people in the stands were being complete idiots and they didn't even think he'd played for the team. They were like "Fred Dryer? Isn't that Hunter." Well, glad to see that's the only thing people remember him as. Everybody but me. Also, big disappointment in the fact that he never came. So, way to tell me he was going to come. Asshole! And also, disappointment in the fact that people apparently don't know about his NFL career at all.
The half-time show sucked too. I mean, Tom Petty, really? Why couldn't they have had a hot chick? There were no wardrobe malfunctions at all! They should have had Madonna or something! But I got pretty trashed by that point, so I don't even know who won. I also don't know why I woke up with paint all over me...once again.
...Who won?