Because everybody else is doing it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I set number_24's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I punched nanaoise in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1794 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
croozin
Heh. Asscrackistan. Best name ever. I kind of want to buy a country now and name it that.
On an unhappy note, I'm sure you've all heard about the sleepover. Well. Yeah. Not too excited about that. They pretty much waxed me, and it was painful! It hurt so bad! Then they put crappy makeup on me, not even a good brand! It was like cheap pharmacy stuff! And I get groped! Is there any logical reason I'm constantly getting groped? Have I not had to put up with enough crap in my life? So, pretty much the worst weekend ever.