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Did Showgirls win an Oscar? 'Cause it totally deserved one. If it didn't, well then, that is the biggest travesty since Marky Mark left the Funky Bunch. It's practically one of the best movies of our generation. I mean, it's got hot women. And breasts. And catfights. And that annoying chick from Saved By The Bell. (Kelly Kapowski was so much better. But it's OK because Jessie's really hot in this movie.) What more can you ask for? You know what? I'm gonna get somebody to write the Oscar committee and tell them to give Showgirls the credit it deserves. And if Stan was here, I'd make his stupid face do it. But he's not. So...gonna need a new assistant or something. Maybe figure out what Ashley is up to. Have her do it. Or find somebody hotter. First I've gotta find me a proper establishment to do interviews. And then I've gotta find some babes.
Also, I haven't posted in this thing because I kind of forgot how to get it on. First I tried talking to it but apparently they didn't install voice command on this piece of junk. Then I tried hitting the PC and that didn't work. So I had to call those geeks and boy was that painful. They don't shut up. Seriously, I just want you to get my computer on. Not tell me about the goblin you had sex with to get the trolls treasure.
Also, I haven't posted in this thing because I kind of forgot how to get it on. First I tried talking to it but apparently they didn't install voice command on this piece of junk. Then I tried hitting the PC and that didn't work. So I had to call those geeks and boy was that painful. They don't shut up. Seriously, I just want you to get my computer on. Not tell me about the goblin you had sex with to get the trolls treasure.