Xander's in space.
I bet you're all wondering why I haven't updated this journal in a really really long time. ...It's complicated. But you know what? I have a pretty good reason for it. I've been taken hostage by Killface and his retarded freak-show family. (Which, kind of not going to tell them that. Especially since I still need to get this damn halo off! Can't really afford to get anything broken.) And this isn't even for a hidden camera show or anything! And if it is, somebody better tell me now because I will sue them. Especially if it's for VH1. I didn't sign any release forms. Although there's a good chance that I signed some paperwork that I didn't actually read. Those documents are pretty damn boring.
So, now I just need to figure out a plan to get myself out of here. Well, that or how to find hot space chicks and or hookers. Anybody know where some of those are? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I saw a movie about that once. Or a guy went to space to pay for a hooker. It all ends the same. Plus there's always hot alien chicks in movies! I'm specifically thinking of the ones in Dude Where's My Car right now. Although let me tell you, I think those Hollywood directors lied. Because if all other aliens look like Killface and his family, then we're screwed.
Well, at least I think I got this space computer thing figured out anyways. Or at least I can push some buttons. Something has to work. Plus I don't really care if I break anything. Just gotta which out for "Nosy Nancy" back there who keeps screaming his fat head off about me messing up his mom's space ship. Which...gotta admit. I kind of want to.
So, long story short, I'd appreciate help. In the form of an attractive woman. Who may or may not be Gillian Anderson of X-Files fame. 'Cause she's smokin' hot.
PS:
And also, apparently Fred Dryer is in a new commercial, 'cause I just got a letter about it in my e-mail inbox and I can't get to it right now. Apparently 'Space' is not a region that can be reached from Youtube.
((OOC NOTE: So, you may or may not know...Frisky Dingo is cancelled. And no, that wasn't AS's fault. Adam Reed has moved on to other projects. The Xtacles is also cancelled. That one was AS's fault. All canon is out the door at this point. Although my canon was all over anyways. Especially due to the crazy timeline of the show. And the fact that I prefer to post random journal entries. If anybody wants to take up any FD characters or has issues, please let me know. I don't want to make anything up that's going to screw people over. ))
So, now I just need to figure out a plan to get myself out of here. Well, that or how to find hot space chicks and or hookers. Anybody know where some of those are? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I saw a movie about that once. Or a guy went to space to pay for a hooker. It all ends the same. Plus there's always hot alien chicks in movies! I'm specifically thinking of the ones in Dude Where's My Car right now. Although let me tell you, I think those Hollywood directors lied. Because if all other aliens look like Killface and his family, then we're screwed.
Well, at least I think I got this space computer thing figured out anyways. Or at least I can push some buttons. Something has to work. Plus I don't really care if I break anything. Just gotta which out for "Nosy Nancy" back there who keeps screaming his fat head off about me messing up his mom's space ship. Which...gotta admit. I kind of want to.
So, long story short, I'd appreciate help. In the form of an attractive woman. Who may or may not be Gillian Anderson of X-Files fame. 'Cause she's smokin' hot.
PS:
And also, apparently Fred Dryer is in a new commercial, 'cause I just got a letter about it in my e-mail inbox and I can't get to it right now. Apparently 'Space' is not a region that can be reached from Youtube.
((OOC NOTE: So, you may or may not know...Frisky Dingo is cancelled. And no, that wasn't AS's fault. Adam Reed has moved on to other projects. The Xtacles is also cancelled. That one was AS's fault. All canon is out the door at this point. Although my canon was all over anyways. Especially due to the crazy timeline of the show. And the fact that I prefer to post random journal entries. If anybody wants to take up any FD characters or has issues, please let me know. I don't want to make anything up that's going to screw people over. ))