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[croozin]

So, uh...what did I find out this weekend? Apparently an ex-girlfriend of mine just died of cancer. Which...kind of sad. Did not see that one coming. And not only did she get screwed out of the weekend, but also the holidays. Plus she had great tits. So, the world just lost a great pair of boobs. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Well I mean.

Comments

[antagone]

You had a daughter?!

[croozin]

Apparently.

[antagone]

You will PAY for this insubordination Xander Crews! Mark my words. You have failed in your reproductive duties for the last time. You have NO right being a MAN!

[croozin]

Now hold on just a damn minute! Last time I checked that was like...exactly what it took to be a man.

[antagone]

You're not a man, dear. You are a dick with a convenient means of mobility.

[industrial_pink]

You are so brilliant.

[antagone]

It's the only way for a villain to be.

[cynic_supreme]

[Lock to Antagone]

Gotta agree with you on that one.

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[antagone]

[Lock]

I should know, my moronic altar ego dated him for long enough. Idiotic woman...

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[cynic_supreme]

[Lock]

Ah...that must have been quite a trial for you then. He called you his ex, but you didn't seem like the type to get suckered by a guy like him.

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[antagone]

[Lock]

I prefer more.... tenacious men.

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[cynic_supreme]

[Lock]

I prefer non-idiots....which seem to be an endangered species at the moment. And my sunny disposition helps to keep the bad ones away.

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[antagone]

[Lock]

Oh they are, at least the ones that aren't gay and a lot of them are as well.

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[croozin]

Yeah well...you're a bitch on...parade.

[antagone]

And you will never ride my float again! Or... any other float for that matter, when I'm done with you.

[croozin]

Well that was definitely way dirtier than I thought it would be.