Because this year just keeps getting better!
Fantastic.
Good news and bad news. Good news, my crazy-ass ex didn't have the baby! Which means no child support! (Even though that wasn't really my fault and I shouldn't have had to pay child support.) And plus, guess I don't have to go on Maury either. And now the bad news, my
crazy-ass ex is now even crazier. So...that's great.
Looking into some legal stuff now, y'know, like restraining orders. Also probably gonna need a restraining order for anybody who associates with her too. Because I've already seen how much control that amazing tits have over people this year.
Also looking extra security measures. Gonna probably send Wendell out there to do some stuff but I really don't know how well that will work. Because honestly, he's not too reliable.
I just have one last thing to say. If anything happens to me at any point, I want somebody to write a movie about my life. And it better be kick-ass. Like preferably Oscar-winning. And not a porno 'Cause I already did that. It was called Crews Patrol. And I haven't decided who should get the lead role but you better not cast David Arquette as me. Because I will come back and haunt you.
Good news and bad news. Good news, my crazy-ass ex didn't have the baby! Which means no child support! (Even though that wasn't really my fault and I shouldn't have had to pay child support.) And plus, guess I don't have to go on Maury either. And now the bad news, my
crazy-ass ex is now even crazier. So...that's great.
Looking into some legal stuff now, y'know, like restraining orders. Also probably gonna need a restraining order for anybody who associates with her too. Because I've already seen how much control that amazing tits have over people this year.
Also looking extra security measures. Gonna probably send Wendell out there to do some stuff but I really don't know how well that will work. Because honestly, he's not too reliable.
I just have one last thing to say. If anything happens to me at any point, I want somebody to write a movie about my life. And it better be kick-ass. Like preferably Oscar-winning. And not a porno 'Cause I already did that. It was called Crews Patrol. And I haven't decided who should get the lead role but you better not cast David Arquette as me. Because I will come back and haunt you.