The "Wine Rack"

[croozin]

So, 10 years ago...or something; Stan told me I needed to come up with more ideas. Well, he told me that last year too. But that doesn't apply to this story. Mostly 'cause he liked to bitch about some stupid crap about how I was going to put us all out of business and I'm pissing on my parent's legacy. (Which, kind of a low-blow. Considering how

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[blackulahunter]

That can't be practical.

...But I bet it's fun.

[croozin]

But if you think about it, it kind of is. 'Cause then they don't have to hold glasses. So you can multi-task. Because who really wants to hold a glass during a party?

And it also prevents spilling from happening. Well for the most part. Unless there's a leak. Which...could be a good thing.

I mostly just like the fact that it combines two of the best things in the world though.

[blackulahunter]

I don't drink. So I wouldn't....

...man, why is your cock in a coke can?

[croozin]

It's not a Coke can. It's my master cylinder pants!

[blackulahunter]

I saw no pants in that icon.

[croozin]

The can is my pants.

I don't need anything else.