i'd just like to say...

Oct 15, 2004 19:44

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!

you are 18 today which means you are a legal adult which means you have the ability to vote, buy cigarettes and porn, gamble in indian casinos, deface your body, get a gun and adopt a child. you could also molest a 17 year old boy and go to the big girls jail. perhaps camp cupcake with martha stewart. here's to the "real world"! (p.s. those laws may be different in Mass. i dont know.)

you know what else being 18 means? no teen centers on cruise ships! YOU WIN!

I <3 CHINA!

p.s. Go here: http://profiles.myspace.com/users/5682993
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