my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[crookedeyebrow]

i hate that song
i never payed much attention to the lyrics
until my client told me it was about hookers

damn i went out 4 times this week
got shitfaced on all days
spent waaaay too much money
gained too much weight
fuck!!!

this next paycheck is going to suck so badly
christmas is a hard time man
i want to get people the perfect gift
but my funds wont let me do that
it sucks
i got one gift down though
shitload more to go!!

it doesnt even feel like christmas to me
tonight these 4 black guys came in (me) and ask if they could sing us a song
and we're like ok
and damn could they sing
they were like boys 2 men times two!!
it was pretty awesome

i found out i want to become a screen writer
now i have a new goal in life
i take my placement test on tuesday
just the math part though
im scared
i really really suck at math its not even funny
im trying to practice stupid fractions and percentages
thats the shit i get so fucked on
i fucking HATE FRACTIONS!!!!
arrrrrrrrrrgbuckle

damn i need to go to the gym
ive been slacking cuz of the throat thing
ive had the sexy raspy voice for almost a week but im getting my voice back
that sucks
i really liked sounding like a transvestite