watch out for the eggs.

[crookedeyebrow]

i was going to cook breakfast yesterday at allans house
and then he like never has food
then i see that he has eggs
so i bring out all the pots and spatula and bowls and blah blah blah
then i open it up and i notice that 4 of the eggs are pink
and im like what is that
and he says they are salted eggs?>>?? i dont know
so im like ok i guess i have to use the other ones
so then i bring out one egg and i try to crack it and it doesnt crack!
and im like oh these are hard boiled eggs already!!
so i was like crap what am i gonna eat now
then his mom comes out and sees the eggs
and shes like "oh lisa. you eat balut?"
and im like "HELL NO!"
and shes like "this is balut you know."
IT WASNT HARD BOILED EGGS!!!!!!!!!
eeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!
and then she eats one in front of me
the poor chick!!!!!
and then out of nowhere shes like "if you eat balut the sex is strong."
and im like "WHAT?!?"

im still here
allan is at school
im watching his nephew
he's ruckus
i need to leave though cuz his mom keeps feeding me and i can feel myself gain weight

man and what did MICHEAL JACKSON do now!!!!
he's all over the news about child molestation AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
damnit micheal!
keep your penis in your pants and give peace a chance!!!