oh my sty eye

[crookedeyebrow]

went out to the W last night
everyone was there
it was so fun and i was so drunk as usual
allan got mad at me as usual
spent too much money as usual
i dont know how but i ended up on a one way street
and wouldnt you know a cop was at the end of the street
and I WAS GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTIOn
so fucking drunk
i saw the sirens and knew i was in deep shit
i thought i was gonna get arrested
he was like "do you know you are going the wrong way?"
and the first thing i could think of to say was "oh! i was trying to get over there!"
and i pointed to my right
oh my gawd im so stupid
i was so scared
he asked for my license and registration
i was just waiting for him to give me a strAight up DUI or whatever
but then all of a sudden he's like "wait. you live on piikea street? i was your neighbor!"
and im like so drunk and scared and i was like "What?"
and he's like "yeah i use to live across from you."
i have no idea who he was but i played along
but i forgot what i said
but in the end he let me go
dayam i am sooooo lucky
i need to stop this shit
i say this all the time
but damnit other people need to drive!!
why always me!!!

i hate drinking around allan cuz i say shit i dont mean
cripes.
im not drinking alreAdy!!!
thats it!!