i wish i had a bed pan

[crookedeyebrow]

i went to sleep at 3 am watching the VMAs and then woke up at 9 because i had to pee so bad
FUCK AND I CANT GO BACK TO SLEEP
that fucking sucks
i hate when that happens
oh my gawd BEYONCE is so fucking HOT!
i watched her performance like three times!!
and then we cant forget JIMMY FALLON with the queer guys!
that was soo funny hahahahahaha

"and

Comments

[dorkustron]

duuude i`ve been reading your journal for a while `cause you are cool like a mule. i found it from AA. i just got livejournal a couple of days ago, so i figured i`d tell you that i`ve been watching you. *dun dun dunnn* actually no, i just think you`re heeee-larious. i would be your number one fan, but everyone says that. so i`ll be...um....number sixteen? sure, why not.

[crookedeyebrow]

oh haaaaaaaaaaaail naw!!!!!!!
its kevin spacey!!
i cant believe you got a paid account!
youre actually paying for this?
i could have given you a code... well.. if you asked me like soooo 4 months ago
oh well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss you!!!!!!!!!

uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[dorkustron]

I think you have the wrong guy. I just found your journal like a week ago. But hey, it`s cool! Maybe this is all a dream. *waves arms*

hahahahaha

[crookedeyebrow]

oh shit
im sorry
cuz this guy from AA has dorkustron as his AIM name
ehhhhhhh sorry!!
ok thanks for being my fan!!
:)

[souldistortion]

the best comment on the board about that:

"ugh. she kissed christina right after that? Thats alot of second-hand cock that was just exchanged."

[crookedeyebrow]

oh yeah huh i just thought of that
she got sloppy seconds times 4327847320948723094782394802

[pillbox_tales]

God, I love the look on that wigger's face. HAH! And look at Mary, she's all like, "Whaaa...".

[crookedeyebrow]

i know
Mary J Blige gives like the SCARIEST stink eye ever!!
its like SHIT! I THINK ILL FUCKING TURN TO STONE ALREADY
i think shes half korean
hahahahhahaha just kidding

[pillbox_tales]

ahahahaaha.

Aren't you half korean?

OMG so I totally looked on asianavenue last night and noticed that dansinggirlsomething-something chick is on your friends list. She's an annoying poser. One time I sent her a note making fun of her and now she hates me :(

[crookedeyebrow]

oh you dont like her?
yeah i think she's cool
i havent known her long enough to know if she's a poser or anything
but yeah.. i dont knooooooooow....

yeah and im half korean.
thats why i have the best stink eye ever!!
muahahahahahahahah
just kidding.

what was your name on AsianAvenue?