Maybe I'm the one who is… the schizophrenic psycho… yeah

[crooked_tongue]

After my appointment at the police department, I need to go to Chicago for a few days.

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[wings_of_art]

How come?

[crooked_tongue]

I'm meeting with my lawyer to get a restraining order from you.

[wings_of_art]

You could get that here.

[wings_of_art]

Oh, and also if you know how to read you'll know that

1. A restraining order protects you from domestic violence and I've never threatened you, so you can't.

2. They vary state to state, so the fuck are you going to Illinois for!?

[crooked_tongue]

My lawyer is in Chicago.

[wings_of_art]

Forgot how to use a phone or something?

[crooked_tongue]

You can't negotiate such matters over the phone, fool.

[wings_of_art]

Then get another lawyer.

[crooked_tongue]

I like this one.

[wings_of_art]

How come he's in Chicago. Did you live there before you lived here, cuz you've been here since forever.

Just realized you haven't addressed my two points yet.

[crooked_tongue]

I have not been here "since forever". I was born in Japan, you idiot. I've also lived in other places. You haven't been around me my entire life; you don't even know my connection to the cop that arrested you.

[wings_of_art]

Is...he...your...brother? Lover? Father? Mother? Uncle? Former roommate? Plumber? Nephew? Best Friend? No wait, that's me haha. Lawyer? Bitch? Hair stylist?

Still avoiding those points. If you don't I'll assume your lying and sneak onto your flight >:D

[crooked_tongue]

You aren't my best friend.

[wings_of_art]

Keep telling yourself that.

[crooked_tongue]

I have a best friend; it's not you, or him, or my roommate.

[wings_of_art]

You can't be BBF with a car, Danna.

Those points. Let's hear them. Why isn't your lawyer coming here for to negotiate a restraining order to take place in California? And what for anyway? You need legitimate reason to question your safety around me. :P