You're killing me, killing me, all I wanted was you

[crooked_tongue]

Comments

[ardent_devotee]

You nearly caused a fire trying to make biscuits?

[crooked_tongue]

...Yes?

[ardent_devotee]

How in the world did you manage that?

[crooked_tongue]

If I knew, I wouldn't do it repeatedly.

[ardent_devotee]

I really didn't think it was possible to almost start a fire while making biscuits.

If you need to cook something, I could help if you want.

[crooked_tongue]

Not almost - the fire was there, it was just confined to inside the oven so I didn't have to get my kitchen redone.

I'll just get take-out. I can microwave things, too, since I learned not to put silverware in there.

[ardent_devotee]

You're kind of hopeless when it comes to cooking aren't you?

You can't always have take-out. If you ever want to learn how to cook something I could teach you. It'd be a tiny way for me to pay you back for you kindness with the car.

[crooked_tongue]

I missed Home Ec in school.

But I like take-out.

[ardent_devotee]

But you should learn how to cook for yourself, no matter how much you like take-out.

[crooked_tongue]

But the thing about take-out is that it's universally available. And cheap.