Phone conversation

[crooked_hill]

Set up: Cari is at the Tacoma arts and crafts fair - Her mother can hear what she is saying

Cari: what do you want for Christmas?
Me: I don't know
Cari: Well that's not helpful
Me: Sorry, what do you want?
Cari: To be discussed later
Me: Really, what do you want?
Cari: A diamond ring

Mom's reaction? Jaw hitting floor