...HOLY SHIT, WTF.
HOLY SHIT, I HAVE A LIVEJOURNAL. AND I'M UPDATING. THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING.
Anyways, I stole this from OMX.
-- Name: Trav- I mean....Slim Cognito. >> <<
-- Birthdate: February 5th, 1987
-- Birthplace: The same place my mother was at the time.
-- Current Location: The Earth....I think. Hey, look, some green guy.
-- Eye Color: Blue/Grey
-- Hair Color: Brown....ish.
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Zodiac Sign: Drowning in water.
-- Innie or Outtie: .....what the hell kind of pervert designed this.
// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: Russian-Canadian-Irish-Italian-Scottish-Polish.
-- The shoes you wore today: I don't wear shoes.
-- Your hair: Look at a Mop, you'll get the idea fairly quickly.
-- Your eyes: In my head.
-- Your weakness?: Pure Humour. I'm really from that planet.
-- Your fears: That someday I'll have a LiveJournal.
-- Your perfect pizza: Edible, hopefully.
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: Destruction of the world. or getting a cookie.
// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THIS SHIT. no, really. it is.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: ...Dammit, I don't wanna wake up yet.
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: That they're the opposite gender, obviously.
-- Your best physical feature: OMX stole my idea.
-- Your bedtime: Bed-Ti-me?
-- Your greatest fear: ....I see SOMEONE needs to read the cliff notes of this conversation.
-- Your greatest accomplishment: Setting you on fire. I'll be getting to that really soon.
-- Your most missed memory: I forgot.
// series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: Dr. Pepper
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Edible Food.
-- Single or group dates: ....Are you asking me about orgies?
-- Adidas or nike: Boots.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ...You sick, sick fuck.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Is the Cappuchino Iced?
-- Boxers or briefs: Stop hitting on me, dangit.
// series five - do you
-- Smoke: Only while on fire.
-- Sing well: Define 'Well'.
-- Take a shower everyday: Hopefully.
-- Have a crush(es): I'm a Teenage Male. The answer is obvious.
-- who are they: Why should I tell you?
-- Do you think you've been in love: Hasn't everyone?
-- Want to go to college: Good god, yes.
-- Like high school: I want out, but FAST.
-- Want to get married: Indeed.
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: What do my keys have to do with typing?
-- Believe in yourself: I believe that I exist.
-- Get motion sickness: Only while in motion.
-- Think you're attractive: Teenage Male. Obvious Answer.
-- Think you're a health freak: What is this 'Health' you speak of?
-- Get along with your parents: To a degree.
-- Like thunderstorms: Only when I'm not the one holding the large steel rod on the roof.
-- Play an instrument: Does belching count?
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: Yep.
-- Smoke(d): Nope.
-- Done a drug: nope.
-- Have Sex: I wish.
-- Made Out: See Above.
-- Go on a date: See Above.
-- Go to the mall?: Yes.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: See Two above.
-- Eaten sushi: Nope.
-- Been on stage: Thank god, no.
-- Been dumped: Nope.
-- Gone skating: Does nearly falling over on an icey street count?
-- Made homemade cookies: I work in a BAKERY.
-- Been in love: Yes.
-- Gone skinny dipping: See Six Above.
-- Dyed your hair: See Above.
-- Stolen anything: Only this thing.
// series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Yes. It's called 'Marco Polo'. It's standardly played in a pool.
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes.
-- Been caught "doing something": Yes.
-- Been called a tease: Tease-and-the-what-now?
-- Gotten beaten up: Nope.
-- Shoplifted: Nope
-- If so, did you get caught: Indeed I did. I killed them all, though.
// series eight - the future
-- Age you hope to be married: Before I die.
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: Existant.
-- How do you want to die: By my wife's hands.
-- Where you want to go to college: Canada.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A human.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Cronos Light.
// series nine - opposite same sex
-- Best eye color?: Red.
-- Best hair color?: See Above.
-- Short or long hair?: Existant is nice.
-- Best height: Not a Giant, but not a Midget is nice.
-- Best weight: Less then 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000lbs.
-- Best articles of clothing: non-Existant.
-- Best first date location: My room.
-- Best first kiss location: ...Oh god, the Innuendos.
// series ten - number of
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Way too many.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Way too many.
-- Number of piercings: I have a policy of leaving life with the same number of holes I entered with.
-- Number of tattoos: None.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Only in the 'Wanted' Section. And that was only until I burned down the place that made the newspaper.
-- Number of scars on my body: Way too many.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Way too Many.
Anyways, I stole this from OMX.
-- Name: Trav- I mean....Slim Cognito. >> <<
-- Birthdate: February 5th, 1987
-- Birthplace: The same place my mother was at the time.
-- Current Location: The Earth....I think. Hey, look, some green guy.
-- Eye Color: Blue/Grey
-- Hair Color: Brown....ish.
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Zodiac Sign: Drowning in water.
-- Innie or Outtie: .....what the hell kind of pervert designed this.
// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: Russian-Canadian-Irish-Italian-Scottish-Polish.
-- The shoes you wore today: I don't wear shoes.
-- Your hair: Look at a Mop, you'll get the idea fairly quickly.
-- Your eyes: In my head.
-- Your weakness?: Pure Humour. I'm really from that planet.
-- Your fears: That someday I'll have a LiveJournal.
-- Your perfect pizza: Edible, hopefully.
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: Destruction of the world. or getting a cookie.
// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THIS SHIT. no, really. it is.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: ...Dammit, I don't wanna wake up yet.
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: That they're the opposite gender, obviously.
-- Your best physical feature: OMX stole my idea.
-- Your bedtime: Bed-Ti-me?
-- Your greatest fear: ....I see SOMEONE needs to read the cliff notes of this conversation.
-- Your greatest accomplishment: Setting you on fire. I'll be getting to that really soon.
-- Your most missed memory: I forgot.
// series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: Dr. Pepper
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Edible Food.
-- Single or group dates: ....Are you asking me about orgies?
-- Adidas or nike: Boots.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ...You sick, sick fuck.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Is the Cappuchino Iced?
-- Boxers or briefs: Stop hitting on me, dangit.
// series five - do you
-- Smoke: Only while on fire.
-- Sing well: Define 'Well'.
-- Take a shower everyday: Hopefully.
-- Have a crush(es): I'm a Teenage Male. The answer is obvious.
-- who are they: Why should I tell you?
-- Do you think you've been in love: Hasn't everyone?
-- Want to go to college: Good god, yes.
-- Like high school: I want out, but FAST.
-- Want to get married: Indeed.
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: What do my keys have to do with typing?
-- Believe in yourself: I believe that I exist.
-- Get motion sickness: Only while in motion.
-- Think you're attractive: Teenage Male. Obvious Answer.
-- Think you're a health freak: What is this 'Health' you speak of?
-- Get along with your parents: To a degree.
-- Like thunderstorms: Only when I'm not the one holding the large steel rod on the roof.
-- Play an instrument: Does belching count?
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: Yep.
-- Smoke(d): Nope.
-- Done a drug: nope.
-- Have Sex: I wish.
-- Made Out: See Above.
-- Go on a date: See Above.
-- Go to the mall?: Yes.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: See Two above.
-- Eaten sushi: Nope.
-- Been on stage: Thank god, no.
-- Been dumped: Nope.
-- Gone skating: Does nearly falling over on an icey street count?
-- Made homemade cookies: I work in a BAKERY.
-- Been in love: Yes.
-- Gone skinny dipping: See Six Above.
-- Dyed your hair: See Above.
-- Stolen anything: Only this thing.
// series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Yes. It's called 'Marco Polo'. It's standardly played in a pool.
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes.
-- Been caught "doing something": Yes.
-- Been called a tease: Tease-and-the-what-now?
-- Gotten beaten up: Nope.
-- Shoplifted: Nope
-- If so, did you get caught: Indeed I did. I killed them all, though.
// series eight - the future
-- Age you hope to be married: Before I die.
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: Existant.
-- How do you want to die: By my wife's hands.
-- Where you want to go to college: Canada.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A human.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Cronos Light.
// series nine - opposite same sex
-- Best eye color?: Red.
-- Best hair color?: See Above.
-- Short or long hair?: Existant is nice.
-- Best height: Not a Giant, but not a Midget is nice.
-- Best weight: Less then 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000lbs.
-- Best articles of clothing: non-Existant.
-- Best first date location: My room.
-- Best first kiss location: ...Oh god, the Innuendos.
// series ten - number of
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Way too many.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Way too many.
-- Number of piercings: I have a policy of leaving life with the same number of holes I entered with.
-- Number of tattoos: None.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Only in the 'Wanted' Section. And that was only until I burned down the place that made the newspaper.
-- Number of scars on my body: Way too many.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Way too Many.