12 Days of Xmas.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, cromag sent to me...
Twelve skinbyrds drumming
Eleven fights piping
Ten friends a-leaping
Nine computers fishing
Eight steeltoes a-gaming
Seven dogs a-reading
Six parties a-fucking
Five bra-a-a-ass knuckles
Four street dogs
Three ducky boys
Two fred perrys
...and a violence in a honesty.