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[crocky_wock]

Toddler is busy playing and generally uncooperative.
Moth: Do you want to play or eat first?
Toddler: Lalala la la la la la...
Moth: Do you want to play or eat first?
Toddler: La la la la la la la l...
Moth: Can you please answer this question with yes or no?! Do you want to play or eat first?!
Toddler: La la... yes.

~*~

Moth putting Toddler to bed: Wwwwwwwww.
Toddler: ????
Moth: I'm the coffee machine.
Toddler considers this, then slowly puts her finger on Moth's cheek: Au'geschaltet. (Switched off.)