Moth in the forest

[crocky_wock]

Moth:"My experience of the forest is hampered by everyone having longer legs than I do.
...
Like, I don't have long legs and dainty little hooves to look at blueberry."

Me, constantly bothered by midges:"So, you were not talking about insects,?"

Moth:"No, deer!"

Me:"Well, but in your defence, you don't have horns."

Moth:"I don't need horns. If I want to attract a mate, I go: Here, pancakes."