1. Mine doesn't have a floppy drive... 4. I know, right? My Mac is so wonderful that I can't help but laugh. 5. Nor can you take the keyboard. 8. Maybe not a five story drop, but it survived flipping around in a car! 10. Man, I turn her upside down all the time. Know what she does? Nyet! 11. That's some damn expensive gum. 12. My PC has actually become sad since I got the Mac. Please don't cry, baby. 13. See 4 14. Silly aliens, computers require fingers! 15. So far, it's humiliated all other Macs. 16. Dude, I HAVE used it as a paper weight! A paper weight that types. 18. I tried, but my puppy's dead. 19. Again, dead... 20. Chord's not long enough. 21. It's not tall enough; I get higher by, oh, I don't know, standing on my full tower PC. 22. It doesn't fit in the toilet. (I've tried.) 23. What the hell is a commodore? Like Commodore Perry or something? 24. Dude, the snail would so win :) My Mac doesn't have legs! 25. Anything with the name Compaq makes computing life hell. 26. This is the only one that pisses me off. Illiteracy is high because a whole lot of kids don't actually go to school, not because of any fault of the equipment or teachers in the schools. Illiteracy numbers are also based off of literacy in English, so that whacks off a good chunk of the immigrant populus, most of whom are adults.
"26. This is the only one that pisses me off. Illiteracy is high because a whole lot of kids don't actually go to school, not because of any fault of the equipment or teachers in the schools. Illiteracy numbers are also based off of literacy in English, so that whacks off a good chunk of the immigrant populus, most of whom are adults."
That and we all know that the Apple IIe was awesome.
4. I know, right? My Mac is so wonderful that I can't help but laugh.
5. Nor can you take the keyboard.
8. Maybe not a five story drop, but it survived flipping around in a car!
10. Man, I turn her upside down all the time. Know what she does? Nyet!
11. That's some damn expensive gum.
12. My PC has actually become sad since I got the Mac. Please don't cry, baby.
13. See 4
14. Silly aliens, computers require fingers!
15. So far, it's humiliated all other Macs.
16. Dude, I HAVE used it as a paper weight! A paper weight that types.
18. I tried, but my puppy's dead.
19. Again, dead...
20. Chord's not long enough.
21. It's not tall enough; I get higher by, oh, I don't know, standing on my full tower PC.
22. It doesn't fit in the toilet. (I've tried.)
23. What the hell is a commodore? Like Commodore Perry or something?
24. Dude, the snail would so win :) My Mac doesn't have legs!
25. Anything with the name Compaq makes computing life hell.
26. This is the only one that pisses me off. Illiteracy is high because a whole lot of kids don't actually go to school, not because of any fault of the equipment or teachers in the schools. Illiteracy numbers are also based off of literacy in English, so that whacks off a good chunk of the immigrant populus, most of whom are adults.
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That and we all know that the Apple IIe was awesome.
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