Friends Only
I just went back through 6 years' worth of journal entries and made them "friends only", do you have any idea how extremely tedious that is?! They seriously need to come up with a better system for mass editing.
Anyways here's some random tidbits I gathered along the way....
CaNDi CoAtEd x: prettiness
CaNDi CoAtEd x: kdsjiufts 7t
CaNDi CoAtEd x: they dont see this
CaNDi CoAtEd x: they see times new roman
PaperWingsBurn: wwwwwwwwhat?
PaperWingsBurn: who?
CaNDi CoAtEd x: you dont see this
CaNDi CoAtEd x: lol
PaperWingsBurn: see what?
CaNDi CoAtEd x: haha
CaNDi CoAtEd x: this font
CaNDi CoAtEd x: dont turn me on
PaperWingsBurn: You are fucking Crazy
CaNDi CoAtEd x: whoa
CaNDi CoAtEd x: like whoa
CaNDi CoAtEd x: they be like whoa
CaNDi CoAtEd x: in the club like whoa
PaperWingsBurn: LIKE WHOA!!
CaNDi CoAtEd x: ha david has to pee
Also, the server has a message for you:
?lang?
( um to interrupt this thought - scott's car is on fire and they have to break the fire extinguisher glass!!)
"i am eating a star."
"all of my muscles are in excruciating pain, perhaps from jumping off buildings and such, stupid girl."
"Melvins4u : i remember when you left the red bra at my apartment.....it was laying on my floor....and asia came in a couple days later and was like DANG BOY YOU BE KEEPING GIRLS BRAS!?"
"SmarterChild : You Are on an Emotional Roller Coaster"
"she was like comma like period!! hahaha that = She was like, like."
"perhaps liquid eyeliner has destroyed my lovelife..."
"here's all your coffins up on the stove"
"well last night was nuts...
i went to the store to buy some OE and i look down and theres a bag of weed under my foot...
haha yes.
then we all went to the OP of course...
after all that is a blur..
then we dropped genny off at some party and these retards jumped on the car..
david scared the shit outta some kid that wouldnt get off the windsheild .ha and david was speeding around with him on front."
actual warning labels on actual products....
1) on a sears hairdryer - do not use while sleeping.
2) on a bag of fritos - you could be a winner! no purchase nessassary,details inside...
3) on a bar of dial soap - Directions: use like regular soap.
4) on tesco's tiramisu dessert - (printed on bottom of box) DO NOT TURN PRODUCT UPSIDE DOWN!
5) on packaging for a black and dekker iron - dont iron clothes while wearing them...
6) on nytol sleep aid - WARNING! may cause drowsiness.
7) on most brands of christmas lights -WARNING! for indoor and outdoor use only... (where the hell else would you put them?!)
8) on japenese food processor - not to be used for the other use.
9) on sainsbury's peanuts -WARNING may contain nuts.
10) on mark's and spencer bread pudding - Product wil be hot after heating...
11) on a swedish chainsaw - do not atempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
12) on a korean kitchen knife - WARNING!keep out of children.
4 words
the parameter is incorrect
CallDCopsLWeaver : call the who!?
With all that said, this is (((Friends only))) from now on, leave a comment if you wish to get added.
Anyways here's some random tidbits I gathered along the way....
CaNDi CoAtEd x: prettiness
CaNDi CoAtEd x: kdsjiufts 7t
CaNDi CoAtEd x: they dont see this
CaNDi CoAtEd x: they see times new roman
PaperWingsBurn: wwwwwwwwhat?
PaperWingsBurn: who?
CaNDi CoAtEd x: you dont see this
CaNDi CoAtEd x: lol
PaperWingsBurn: see what?
CaNDi CoAtEd x: haha
CaNDi CoAtEd x: this font
CaNDi CoAtEd x: dont turn me on
PaperWingsBurn: You are fucking Crazy
CaNDi CoAtEd x: whoa
CaNDi CoAtEd x: like whoa
CaNDi CoAtEd x: they be like whoa
CaNDi CoAtEd x: in the club like whoa
PaperWingsBurn: LIKE WHOA!!
CaNDi CoAtEd x: ha david has to pee
Also, the server has a message for you:
?lang?
( um to interrupt this thought - scott's car is on fire and they have to break the fire extinguisher glass!!)
"i am eating a star."
"all of my muscles are in excruciating pain, perhaps from jumping off buildings and such, stupid girl."
"Melvins4u : i remember when you left the red bra at my apartment.....it was laying on my floor....and asia came in a couple days later and was like DANG BOY YOU BE KEEPING GIRLS BRAS!?"
"SmarterChild : You Are on an Emotional Roller Coaster"
"she was like comma like period!! hahaha that = She was like, like."
"perhaps liquid eyeliner has destroyed my lovelife..."
"here's all your coffins up on the stove"
"well last night was nuts...
i went to the store to buy some OE and i look down and theres a bag of weed under my foot...
haha yes.
then we all went to the OP of course...
after all that is a blur..
then we dropped genny off at some party and these retards jumped on the car..
david scared the shit outta some kid that wouldnt get off the windsheild .ha and david was speeding around with him on front."
actual warning labels on actual products....
1) on a sears hairdryer - do not use while sleeping.
2) on a bag of fritos - you could be a winner! no purchase nessassary,details inside...
3) on a bar of dial soap - Directions: use like regular soap.
4) on tesco's tiramisu dessert - (printed on bottom of box) DO NOT TURN PRODUCT UPSIDE DOWN!
5) on packaging for a black and dekker iron - dont iron clothes while wearing them...
6) on nytol sleep aid - WARNING! may cause drowsiness.
7) on most brands of christmas lights -WARNING! for indoor and outdoor use only... (where the hell else would you put them?!)
8) on japenese food processor - not to be used for the other use.
9) on sainsbury's peanuts -WARNING may contain nuts.
10) on mark's and spencer bread pudding - Product wil be hot after heating...
11) on a swedish chainsaw - do not atempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
12) on a korean kitchen knife - WARNING!keep out of children.
4 words
the parameter is incorrect
CallDCopsLWeaver : call the who!?
With all that said, this is (((Friends only))) from now on, leave a comment if you wish to get added.