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[cristoff_eleni]

Well my Grandmother has returned home. We were able to send her alone with a cell phone along so that if she had troubles at any place she could call and I could translate for her. She did not have any troubles, my Grandmother is quite good at getting her point across

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[_eva_c]

*laughs*

Liar, you so are!

And enough about people and different languages, you're not getting out of this that easily.

*bounces a little on the sofa*

C'mon Cristoff, tell me! I'll even promise not to laugh, or try not to.

[cristoff_eleni]

It's nothing.

*curses a little at the fact he blushed*

You know how families are, they know the buttons to push.

*waves his hand and mutters something in Rom*

[_eva_c]

Yes, I know how families are.

*raises an eyebrow*

And cuss all you want, she's not here to swat you for it, but I missed the last part of what you said in Rom. It would be easier if you just said it in english for me.

[cristoff_eleni]

I, she..

*sits down and gives her a look*

This is truly not amusing you know. It is family nonsense.

[_eva_c]

Ok, I'll try not to be amused by the fact that there are things that can make you blush.

*frowns and touches his knee*

It wasn't anything bad, was it? I mean, you don't normally blush if something makes you angry, you just cuss.

*smiles a little*

So just tell me the nonsense and we can move on.

[cristoff_eleni]

Oh no nothing bad per se. I was not angry. Although anyone else asking me about it from my family might get punched.

*smiles a little*

It was a typical Grandmother thing. I am the only male child in my generation you know. Family name and fertility were large topics.

*grimaces*

[_eva_c]

Punched for what?

*thinks about what he said and looks mortified*

Oh my god, she asked you about our sex life?! Oh please tell me she didn't catch us doing anything!

*has another thought*

Wait, or was it that she doesn't want you having sex with me because I'm not Rom? And oh my god, just...

*shudders*

No wonder you were horrified!

[cristoff_eleni]

*looks confused*

No she didn't catch us doing anything...and she does not care you are not Rom she sent me to you Drabarni.

But yes there were questions I do not want to discuss with my grandmother.

*represses a laugh*

She wanted to know if it was a lack of fertility on our part.

[_eva_c]

Yes, I know that, but I thought maybe she didn't want me to taint the family line or something from the way you said it.

*eyes widen*

Oh god, she wants to know when we're gonna have children?!

[cristoff_eleni]

*chuckles*

Yes, she wants to know when great grandchildren are on the way. And she insisted on giving me advice on fertility and asking embarrassing questions I will not repeat.

[_eva_c]

Ok, I so never want to have a discussion with your grandmother about how to get pregnant. Ever.

*smiles a little*

And you don't have to worry about me asking what embarassing questions, either.

So what did you tell her?

[cristoff_eleni]

I did not ever want to have that discussion myself thank you.

The last person I wish to discuss these things with is my grandmother.

I told her we had not discussed it, that she must be patient. That spawned the questions I will not speak of.

*reddens again*

[_eva_c]

*grins at him*

I'm sorry, I know having to go through that must've sucked, but I love the affect it has on you. It's a shame you only blush when having to talk about our sex life with your grandmother.

Is it something you want to discuss, or were you putting her off?