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A Metroid movie? Hrm, maybe a bad idea:
1. Movies based off of video games are rarely, if ever, good.
2. The lead character is female, which means Hollywood will cast whatever trollop happens to be hot at that moment. Furthermore, though Samus, said main character, is in a spacesuit almost ALL of the time, I'm sure it will be relegated to either a skimpy bikini-type deal or a VERY TIGHT vinyl number. Brrr.
3. The metroids... CGI?
4. Hollywood ALWAYS throws in an inane romantic sub-plot, even when there is only supposed to be ONE human character (Samus usually works alone, but maybe not in the recent games, please correct me if I'm wrong).
5. Still, it would be kickass if they voiced Mother Brain with a fat black lady like they did in "Captain N: The Game Master". Heheh.
To the office we go.
1. Movies based off of video games are rarely, if ever, good.
2. The lead character is female, which means Hollywood will cast whatever trollop happens to be hot at that moment. Furthermore, though Samus, said main character, is in a spacesuit almost ALL of the time, I'm sure it will be relegated to either a skimpy bikini-type deal or a VERY TIGHT vinyl number. Brrr.
3. The metroids... CGI?
4. Hollywood ALWAYS throws in an inane romantic sub-plot, even when there is only supposed to be ONE human character (Samus usually works alone, but maybe not in the recent games, please correct me if I'm wrong).
5. Still, it would be kickass if they voiced Mother Brain with a fat black lady like they did in "Captain N: The Game Master". Heheh.
To the office we go.