Gotta love silly quiz BS.
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with? Mae.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? Leopard print thong.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral? "Carry on Wayward Sun" by Kansas... or "Gay Coke Addict" by me.
4. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action? 867-5309
5. What would your last meal be before getting executed? And endless strip of beef (if it were endless, I'd eat myself to death before they'd have the pleasure of executing me...).
6. Beatles or Stones? Tough one...
7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be? You.
9. What is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex? Boobs... yum. That and everything about a certain someone.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your Friendsters / LJ friends but are too nice to reject them? Not really enough of them to nitpick.
11. If you could have any super power what would it be? I already have ALL of them.
12. Favorite hangover cure? More booze.
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? Between 2 and 12, depending on my mood.
14. Favorite Outkast lyric? I am not a fan.
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? I doesn't matter.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf? Dead.
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems? I have ALL of them.
18. Siblings that should go to rehab? Nope.
19. Least favorite month? Hrm... March, probably.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone? Take their mom on a date, tell her she's paying, and eating 5 steaks.
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid? "The Karate Kid pt.2.
23. When's the last time you went on a date? With Kelly? A few nights ago.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? Both have their time and place.
25. Fall or spring? Both.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? Hrm...
28. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? Johnny Depp, especially in "Blow".
29. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? The beach, in a cave.
30. Who are the people you can count on most? Myself and like 2 othe people.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be? Marilyn Monroe.
32. What books have you pretended you've read? None. I've read them ALL.
33. What's a word you would use to describe your life? Grey.
34. Favorite drinking game? "Saved by the Bell" drinking game.
35. What did you dream last night? Usually dreams require sleep.
36. Favorite vices? Cigarettes.
37. What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone? "Uh... dude, me and your mom... yeah... oh shit..."
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? Leopard print thong.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral? "Carry on Wayward Sun" by Kansas... or "Gay Coke Addict" by me.
4. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action? 867-5309
5. What would your last meal be before getting executed? And endless strip of beef (if it were endless, I'd eat myself to death before they'd have the pleasure of executing me...).
6. Beatles or Stones? Tough one...
7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be? You.
9. What is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex? Boobs... yum. That and everything about a certain someone.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your Friendsters / LJ friends but are too nice to reject them? Not really enough of them to nitpick.
11. If you could have any super power what would it be? I already have ALL of them.
12. Favorite hangover cure? More booze.
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? Between 2 and 12, depending on my mood.
14. Favorite Outkast lyric? I am not a fan.
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? I doesn't matter.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf? Dead.
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems? I have ALL of them.
18. Siblings that should go to rehab? Nope.
19. Least favorite month? Hrm... March, probably.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone? Take their mom on a date, tell her she's paying, and eating 5 steaks.
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid? "The Karate Kid pt.2.
23. When's the last time you went on a date? With Kelly? A few nights ago.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? Both have their time and place.
25. Fall or spring? Both.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? Hrm...
28. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? Johnny Depp, especially in "Blow".
29. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? The beach, in a cave.
30. Who are the people you can count on most? Myself and like 2 othe people.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be? Marilyn Monroe.
32. What books have you pretended you've read? None. I've read them ALL.
33. What's a word you would use to describe your life? Grey.
34. Favorite drinking game? "Saved by the Bell" drinking game.
35. What did you dream last night? Usually dreams require sleep.
36. Favorite vices? Cigarettes.
37. What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone? "Uh... dude, me and your mom... yeah... oh shit..."