Snow Monster
Oh for snow...oh to be frolicking in its poofy whiteness. I am thoroughly bitter at the state of Minnesota for denying me the snowy winter I thought it was so famous for. Did I move here for the theatres, for Josh's education, for close proximity to relatives?? No, no, no! I moved here for the snow - the blustery winters, the icey roads. The weather outside is supposed to be frightful so that I can be delightful - and I'm not, at least where the weather is concerned. I could say that it's me...it's my fault. That I somehow scare snow away. I could take the blame, but I'm not. I fully blame Minnesota, and let me just say right now - publicly - that if this state fails to deliver me a white Christmas - that's it. Our relationship is over. Yes, I'll still live here, but the love, the good times, will be over.
The ultimatum has been stated, oh you snowless state, deliver the white stuff or I will know you no more!
The ultimatum has been stated, oh you snowless state, deliver the white stuff or I will know you no more!