The New Twists Life Can Take
Okay, I'm moved out. Nothing really I can say there aside from it's nice being away from parents. It's nice being able to drink whenever I want to when I have I little extra cash to kill too. Nothing really interesting has happened the past few weeks but for yesterday and today.
I got the piss scared out of me yesterday. I switched hours with someone as a favor to his sister so they could go to the town's homecoming thingy. I still don't understand what these town homecomings are about, anyone who does PLEASE EXPLAIN!!! I hate being lost..... At any rate. I was at work, when in walked a clown out of nowhere. For those who don't know this about me, I'm terrified of clowns. Someone dressed up as Ronald McDonald and walked right into the store and into the back. Had anyone been kind enough to warn me about the eminent arrival of a clown, I might still have some shreds of dignity. Instead, I stopped dead in my tracks and high tailed it to the freezer and didn't come out until the shift manager came looking for me and told me the clown had left. Under normal circumstances, I don't run at the sight of clowns. I just calmly carry on with whatever I'm doing trying to avoid walking to close or looking at them. Under normal circumstance, though, I would have known there were clowns around. NO ONE expects a clown to just walk in out of the blue at their job and start having a joly time laughing and dancing and such the like. So I flipped out a little. I didn't mean to, but no one warned me. I'm still plotting my revenge for those fuckers for laughing at me.
Today however, was normal. I just wasn't expecting my friend from grade school to sudden pop up on myspace and go "Hey are you so and so for such and such grade school?" So I'm kind of reliving a few years of my life while the two of us play catch up. If anyone has any questions about my past, please ask now, while I'm reliving and and distracted by circumstance.
I got the piss scared out of me yesterday. I switched hours with someone as a favor to his sister so they could go to the town's homecoming thingy. I still don't understand what these town homecomings are about, anyone who does PLEASE EXPLAIN!!! I hate being lost..... At any rate. I was at work, when in walked a clown out of nowhere. For those who don't know this about me, I'm terrified of clowns. Someone dressed up as Ronald McDonald and walked right into the store and into the back. Had anyone been kind enough to warn me about the eminent arrival of a clown, I might still have some shreds of dignity. Instead, I stopped dead in my tracks and high tailed it to the freezer and didn't come out until the shift manager came looking for me and told me the clown had left. Under normal circumstances, I don't run at the sight of clowns. I just calmly carry on with whatever I'm doing trying to avoid walking to close or looking at them. Under normal circumstance, though, I would have known there were clowns around. NO ONE expects a clown to just walk in out of the blue at their job and start having a joly time laughing and dancing and such the like. So I flipped out a little. I didn't mean to, but no one warned me. I'm still plotting my revenge for those fuckers for laughing at me.
Today however, was normal. I just wasn't expecting my friend from grade school to sudden pop up on myspace and go "Hey are you so and so for such and such grade school?" So I'm kind of reliving a few years of my life while the two of us play catch up. If anyone has any questions about my past, please ask now, while I'm reliving and and distracted by circumstance.