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Cory, Allison, Tina, Dennis, Kristina, Heath and I went to six flags on Sunday! We all had a blast~! Heath stayed the night and Cory met at my house at 4:45. When Tina FINALLY got here we all loaded up got seated and headed out to get allison and kristina and dennis. Well we get on our way and 10 minutes into the trip Tina gets pulled over for speeding. I'm sitting in the very back where there's only two seat belts, with Heath and Cory, freaking out because I don't have a seat belt. Well he gets out, walks to the car and asks for her stuff or w/e but her purse is in the back so he lets her get out and get it. She opens the back hatch and Heath's cooler fell out and drinks and stuff went everywhere. He said "Well since I made you spill all your drinks I'm gonna let you go this time." Whew! Anyway.. ON THE ROAD AGAIN~! Allison had burned an aweshum cd so tina put it in and we sang and sang! Then it got to the Darkness "I Believe in a thing called love" Ohhh the greatness! We sang so loud! Well we stopped for breakfast at McDonalds first. Everyone who wanted McDonalds ordered. Then we went to Burger King for the rest of us. Well they weren't opened so we went back to McDonalds. Then the crazy lady put us on hold! They better be lucky I didn't ask for a cares card! Ok we all got fed and we were on the road once again. We stop to get gas and the gas station isn't open... so we went to another one. Well I have to pee so I go in and wait in line for the bathroom. Dennis was in front of me and didn't put the seat down, well i go in there do my business and happen to notice a condom machine on the wall. I thought it was cool so I got heath to take a picture. Ok back to the trip! We're headed to Atlanta and I'm sitting in between Heath and Cory.. Well I decide I need to be comfortable so I put my head in Heath's lap and my feet/legs in Cory's lap. Then I sit up because I got a stupid cramp in my leg. But by that time we were just about there so I could get out and stretch it all out. YAY we are at the park! First thing I see is Bugs Bunny but that's not what came out of my mouth. "HEY LOOK IT"S MICKEY MOUSE!" I don't know where that came from but that's what came out. I got my picture made with Bugs, daffy, sylvester, batman and robin, pepi lepu, Road Runner... and some more I think. We rode everything except the Ninja and the American Scream Machine. Those just aren't all that good. When we rode the Scorcher, the old man that was buckling us in was messing with Cory's seat belt kinda teasing him. That was very funny! Hm.. lets see... We rode BatMan twice, Thunder River, Splashwater Falls, Mindbender. Alas! I finally got to ride Superman! I've never rode it before. I wanted to sit on the outside so cory agreed to let me and he sit next to me. Well the lady came by to buckle us in and like pushed down and clicked it uberly tight! I couldnt move my butt and started freaking out. Well next she pushed down on Cory's and squashed his nuts. He was like "OOOIII" I laughed even though I shouldn't have but I did ask him if he was ok. Well they lay us face down and we take off! I grab Cory's hand and am squeezing it uberly hard. I finally let go after we had been stopped for about 2 minutes. OOOOOO!! We rode Deja Vu and the whole way up Allison was screaming "CORY WE'RE GOING TO DIE" But it was great fun! We rode Goliath twice as well! Allison rode on the outside the second time. The first time she yelled "NO MORE BIG DADDY DONKEY DICK!" It was hilarious! Our second time to ride it Cory was sitting on the right outside and I was sitting beside him and we were going down the first big drop and I saw something fly up in the air and I reached up and grabbed it out of the air. It was a gold dollar. Cory laughed throughout the majority of the rest of the ride. It was frickin hilarious! Whew... I've typed a lot... We were eating some lunch and catching a break and dennis looks at kristina who was eating a corndog and says "You need to put a bit of mayonaise on the end of that. Not ketchup." Kristina's 11 so she had no idea what he was talking about so she asked him and he said "oh nothing." Tina was like. "He likes mayo on his corndog." well then he said 'It reminds me of something thats long, hard and tan." We all laughed! He then said "Yes... that reminds me of when I was all little boy. But not now." The whole time Kristina's just sitting over there eating her corndog. Allison also tripped over a GIANT flower bed. That was frickin great! And we were running up a hill and my boobs just kinda came up out of my bathing suit top and tank top. Oh and there was big big big ol hot mamas wearing just bathing suit tops and their bakeries hanging out. Dennis lost his hat on the swing ride, and TINA AND DENNIS WERE KISSING!!! OoOoOoOoO!!!!! We were walking past these people giving out free bags or whatever and Cory was like "No... I've got one to carry I don't need another one." and the lady was like "Well your lady there has a free hand she can carry it." and cory was like "Yeah that's why I'm carrying this one." It was funny! Whew... Ok.. the end!