Hold on to my hand! Naw.. I'll hold on to this stump!
Yes.. as you can imagine that didn't turn out well! Last Sunday my bro and sis, cory and allison and I went to play mini golf (btw i had never played before). Well Cory being the smart kind caring person he is threw his and allison's ball in the water. And me being the kind caring adoring person I am tried to help him get his ball out of the water. HIS GOLF BALL YOU SICK MINDED PEOPLE! GEEE!! J.k! Anyways... I was holding on to his hand at first but was scared to death he would drop me in the water because that's just the way cory is. He seems the type that would drop you on your ass then laugh hysterically about it! Am i right allison... (You're supposed to say yes...) Any who... I let go of his hand and tell him that I'm just going to hold on to this stump which at the time I thought was secured in the ground. I'm just about to grab the damn ball when 'crack' the stump falls in the water which was probably caused by the extreme pressure of my over weightedness. I fall in to the water, nearly taking Cory in with me but he saved himself just in time. I lose my flip flop in the quick sandish mud i was standing in and allison saved it for me. I bet it was a sight to see. Oh to be an on looker! Well naturally I called Heath and told him about it. I think he found it rather amusing. Cory and Allison still laugh thinking about it. Oh our fun did not end there! Later that day they came up to my house with intentions of playing football. Well, cory got side tracked by the fact that we have cows. We went wondering out in the cow pasture. Cory gets the cool idea that I should ride on his shoulders. If you know me you know that I worry about my weight all the damn time. But me being the dumbass i sometimes am get up there anyway. As I expected, He let me fall to the hard ground with a thud! Next thing I know he's trying to get me to do it again. Again... I am sometimes a dumbass. I get up there again! We are actually moving! Well I wiggle and tumble down to the ground once again. We can skip the part about us running from the cows...cory bruising my foot... ok.. so back to the whole football plan. We're playing and it's me and cory against allison bubba and summer. But we win! muahahha!!! true i was keep score but who cares.. Cory has it stuck in his head that he's going to tackle my brother... My brother is about 235 lbs 6'1 he a big ol' boy! Well cory jumps on him and my brother stands up sending cory flipping over his back. It was almost the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I really wish my little sugar muffin would have been able to come. He was tired though. I heart you Heath Wade! Ok... So I suppose that's long enough... Tootles you guys!