Shamelessly stolen, in the spirit of Christmas!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for rxni (-10 points). In February I broke applebisque's X-Box (-12 points). In September I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I helped sailormac hide a body (-173 points). Last month I put money in capturedimage's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-881 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
crispycat