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you had a dream about loss
within the fruit there are worms...
could it be you are the one who is waiting insanely
for me to tweak her cheeks unsweetly
to insist on concision
I tried to not care so much, but these things only go into remission for short periods.
I pre-ordered the new album, and I have only ever preordered two things: xiu xiu albums and Peter Sotos' books. Both have had a hand in defining my post-adolescent sexual confusion and prurient tastes.
I am 23 and this morning I woke up feeling like I don't have a lot of time left. I feel like I was 18 yesterday and will be 35 tomorrow. I sprang out of bed thinking I had better create something amazing, but I have nothing to do and nowhere to go, as usual. Instead I sit here drinking tepid coffee and reading news stories that depress me, for no other reason than to feel more "connected" with the world I take no part in.
I admire what Jamie does. Helping AIDS orphans. Investing so much in some small miserable corner of the world that no one has to care about. I admire and love anyone that tries to change the world for the better, even if the rational part of me knows that these efforts only fix or change small things, if anything. Little problems [lives] that would evaporate on their own given the chance. Still Sudan. Still North Korea. Still America.
From: vivelafrance [jean]
Date: 1-Jan-2008 11:13
"America is the home of the sex criminal but it is that you always find some way that you can make it worst. It is not enough that you abuse children alive but you also rape them in death.
And why did the kid die from the flu? That does not happen in France but I understand that you have Third World health care in America. What is your rank now? 37?? Oh yeah by the way, France is rank #1 in case I did not mention it.
Deny your children health care, abuse them, then rape the dead body. Good for you."
It's so awful and so true I have to laugh. It makes me really laugh, like, deep-beneath-my-diaphragm laughter. The kind of laughter that ruptures organs.
USA. Home of Celebutantes. Functionally illiterate world leaders. Thematic 'ethnic' pizzas for people that hate other ethnicities. 24-hour Walmarts for secret fatties that don't leave their house in the daylight. Now the proud new owner of Raping Dead Children Infected With Influenza.
In actual news:
I am having a pregnancy scare. I got Kyle super drunk one night because I am ovulating and that turns me into a beast for dicks. Accidents happen. Fortunately, I know how to do a naturopathic abortion, and it only involves drinking lots of tea ! When I am an ND this will be my specialty. And I won't charge 500 fucking dollars either. Abortions are as essential to life as prostate exams, more essential than pills that give you boners, but which of these does your HMO cover?
I have either a large zit or another infected boil, on my stomach this time. If indeed I end up like Karl Marx with some sort of fucked-up chronic skin condition that disfigures me and makes me [more] misanthropic for being [more] hideously ugly, I think I will kill myself very very soon. I will find out how to do a naturopathic suicide. When the time comes it will be pretty easy I imagine.
Also, you guys have Kenny vs. Spenny on american cable now... how do you find that? I have loved this show for ages. I honestly cannot tell if parts are scripted or not, but it's so good who cares? I am about to watch Who Can Be Obese the Longest?. They are both fairly skinny so I have no idea how they get to be obese in the first place.
I have all the KVP seasons on dvd if anyone wants copies.
This reminds me, I watched AVPR last night. Fucking hell. It's like, you really want some junk food because your diet of delicious health foods [i.e. art films and documentaries] is getting a bit bland. So you go to 7-11 and all they have are like, shitty generic cheese puffs spelled Cheez-eaze or something, and you buy them because you are desperate. You bring it home fully intending on having your guilty pleasure, but find the bag has been opened and there are wet mouse turds everywhere. You eat it anyway because you are a disgusting human being and you deserve no better.
I have a few questions:
1. In the Alien movies, were the Aliens always covered in a thick mucus-y slime, or was he just shiny because he has a rad exoskeleton that was shiny?
2. Would you be disappointed if someone took a really cool looking shiny alien and covered it in thick slime and only showed it in the dark because they had no idea what the Alien is supposed to fucking look like?
3. Would you rather have Acid For Blood OR a console in your forearm that makes people's heads explode?
4. Would you rather be slimy and wet all the time or have a vagina for a face?
I think Alien is way cooler than Predator. I think if Predator didn't have the cool lasers and shit I could beat its ass. I think without invisibility cloaking and lasers the Predator would be a major pussy.
It's Nature Vs. Technology, or Instinct Vs. Intellect.
Kyle thinks Predator is way cooler.
This is why I ply his water-filled brain with cheap yeasty pilsner and rape him like a gape-faced co-ed.
The end.
within the fruit there are worms...
could it be you are the one who is waiting insanely
for me to tweak her cheeks unsweetly
to insist on concision
Click to viewI tried to not care so much, but these things only go into remission for short periods.
I pre-ordered the new album, and I have only ever preordered two things: xiu xiu albums and Peter Sotos' books. Both have had a hand in defining my post-adolescent sexual confusion and prurient tastes.
I am 23 and this morning I woke up feeling like I don't have a lot of time left. I feel like I was 18 yesterday and will be 35 tomorrow. I sprang out of bed thinking I had better create something amazing, but I have nothing to do and nowhere to go, as usual. Instead I sit here drinking tepid coffee and reading news stories that depress me, for no other reason than to feel more "connected" with the world I take no part in.
I admire what Jamie does. Helping AIDS orphans. Investing so much in some small miserable corner of the world that no one has to care about. I admire and love anyone that tries to change the world for the better, even if the rational part of me knows that these efforts only fix or change small things, if anything. Little problems [lives] that would evaporate on their own given the chance. Still Sudan. Still North Korea. Still America.
From: vivelafrance [jean]
Date: 1-Jan-2008 11:13
"America is the home of the sex criminal but it is that you always find some way that you can make it worst. It is not enough that you abuse children alive but you also rape them in death.
And why did the kid die from the flu? That does not happen in France but I understand that you have Third World health care in America. What is your rank now? 37?? Oh yeah by the way, France is rank #1 in case I did not mention it.
Deny your children health care, abuse them, then rape the dead body. Good for you."
It's so awful and so true I have to laugh. It makes me really laugh, like, deep-beneath-my-diaphragm laughter. The kind of laughter that ruptures organs.
USA. Home of Celebutantes. Functionally illiterate world leaders. Thematic 'ethnic' pizzas for people that hate other ethnicities. 24-hour Walmarts for secret fatties that don't leave their house in the daylight. Now the proud new owner of Raping Dead Children Infected With Influenza.
In actual news:
I am having a pregnancy scare. I got Kyle super drunk one night because I am ovulating and that turns me into a beast for dicks. Accidents happen. Fortunately, I know how to do a naturopathic abortion, and it only involves drinking lots of tea ! When I am an ND this will be my specialty. And I won't charge 500 fucking dollars either. Abortions are as essential to life as prostate exams, more essential than pills that give you boners, but which of these does your HMO cover?
I have either a large zit or another infected boil, on my stomach this time. If indeed I end up like Karl Marx with some sort of fucked-up chronic skin condition that disfigures me and makes me [more] misanthropic for being [more] hideously ugly, I think I will kill myself very very soon. I will find out how to do a naturopathic suicide. When the time comes it will be pretty easy I imagine.
Also, you guys have Kenny vs. Spenny on american cable now... how do you find that? I have loved this show for ages. I honestly cannot tell if parts are scripted or not, but it's so good who cares? I am about to watch Who Can Be Obese the Longest?. They are both fairly skinny so I have no idea how they get to be obese in the first place.
I have all the KVP seasons on dvd if anyone wants copies.
This reminds me, I watched AVPR last night. Fucking hell. It's like, you really want some junk food because your diet of delicious health foods [i.e. art films and documentaries] is getting a bit bland. So you go to 7-11 and all they have are like, shitty generic cheese puffs spelled Cheez-eaze or something, and you buy them because you are desperate. You bring it home fully intending on having your guilty pleasure, but find the bag has been opened and there are wet mouse turds everywhere. You eat it anyway because you are a disgusting human being and you deserve no better.
I have a few questions:
1. In the Alien movies, were the Aliens always covered in a thick mucus-y slime, or was he just shiny because he has a rad exoskeleton that was shiny?
2. Would you be disappointed if someone took a really cool looking shiny alien and covered it in thick slime and only showed it in the dark because they had no idea what the Alien is supposed to fucking look like?
3. Would you rather have Acid For Blood OR a console in your forearm that makes people's heads explode?
4. Would you rather be slimy and wet all the time or have a vagina for a face?
I think Alien is way cooler than Predator. I think if Predator didn't have the cool lasers and shit I could beat its ass. I think without invisibility cloaking and lasers the Predator would be a major pussy.
It's Nature Vs. Technology, or Instinct Vs. Intellect.
Kyle thinks Predator is way cooler.
This is why I ply his water-filled brain with cheap yeasty pilsner and rape him like a gape-faced co-ed.
The end.