Golf! Hold on to yourself...
Today I drove past a golf course. I try not to do this due to my absolute deep loathing of the ... sport. It brings up a deep primal abhorrence to it and all that revolves around the sickening activity.
Fat men walking around in pastel-coloured clothes...all that wasted money on that fucking grass. Unnatural grass too! Manicured within an inch of its life! All that time, money and care spend on that fucking grass! what for? For middle aged men to wander around on networking and discussing their rediculous egos as they hit a little white ball once or twice then get in their equally, if not more, rediculous buggies and drive to the next destination?
What kind of sport allows the participants to do so very little out in the open air? Its just an excuse for business men to talk shop. I'll not encourage it.
Parks arent kept as well as golf courses are. Sure members pay huge fees to be able to stroll around wanking themselves off but surely there can be some sort of time share system set up between the capitalists and simple nature loving folk?
Liberate the golf courses for the people with all its grass, trees and perfect picnic spaces!
Fat men walking around in pastel-coloured clothes...all that wasted money on that fucking grass. Unnatural grass too! Manicured within an inch of its life! All that time, money and care spend on that fucking grass! what for? For middle aged men to wander around on networking and discussing their rediculous egos as they hit a little white ball once or twice then get in their equally, if not more, rediculous buggies and drive to the next destination?
What kind of sport allows the participants to do so very little out in the open air? Its just an excuse for business men to talk shop. I'll not encourage it.
Parks arent kept as well as golf courses are. Sure members pay huge fees to be able to stroll around wanking themselves off but surely there can be some sort of time share system set up between the capitalists and simple nature loving folk?
Liberate the golf courses for the people with all its grass, trees and perfect picnic spaces!