It is with heavy heart that I submit this first report on our recent acquisition and subsequent corporate integration of SmallWare, the premier vendor of software into the halfling market. Having been here for one week as our liaison to engineering, it is already very apparent to me that assimilation of SmallWare - both its personnel and its ( Read more... )

Fellows and Peers, thank you for lending a few precious cycles my way for this presentation. I promise I will be brief ( Read more... )

> QUERY:ENGINEERING:LIGHTING:STATUS

Are you asking me if we got the last of the lighting sorted out in Engineering? If so, yes, it's all good. Brightest part of the ship now, in accordance with safety and security policy.

> QUERY:ENGINEERING:PERSONNEL:READINESSAre you asking if... No. Wait. Why do you keep insisting on this archaic instruction ( Read more... )

Bob flipped the switch. "There. It's done ( Read more... )

What's that old truism? "They aren't making any more IP addresses"...? Well, this is it, soldiers. Word has come down from the Executives: it's time for the big push. We're crossing into MonolithiCorp's Class A address space tonight to take as many as five Class B ranges. SIGINT believes they are in the process of physically relocating their New ( Read more... )