If birthdays were bullets we could fully load an Uzi with yours
(Today is Fraction's birthday.)
Your Thirties
A poem by Dan and Google
It starts in your thirties. So, where do you start if you are in your thirties?
In your thirties, your skin worries include wrinkles, skin cancer and stretch marks/scarring. Looking good in your thirties takes more time and effort than it did at age twenty-five. In your thirties you can look forward to still feeling as old as you do now.
You should have a pap smear at least every ten years, starting in your thirties.
You will pay well into your thirties. Now that you're in your thirties, you may be paying tax at the top marginal rate, so gearing also offers a strong tax benefit as well. In your thirties, you may not have a lot of money invested in your retirement fund but you have something more valuable - time. If you start a business in your thirties and fail, you still have time to pursue a more traditional career.
Real estate is the porn of your thirties.
When you hit your thirties, it's important to rethink your working wardrobe. In contrast, when you reach your thirties, the decisions are about establishing focus. In your thirties, you should aggressively work on prevention. In your thirties, you begin the process of consolidation. It is not until your thirties that you realise that they were right, when you find yourself saying the exact same things to your kids.
Spend more time in your thirties!
I hear that your early novels are about being single in your thirties. It is quite difficult to make new friends, especially when you're in your thirties, especially if you're a bloke... There's no wedding season when you're in your thirties!
There is even a word for the c*ntiness of being in your thirties.
What the hell is wrong with having lots of sex in your thirties? If you are in your thirties and not a conservative, you have no brain. But is fun as easy-come-easy-go in your thirties? Yes, if you won't be in the fight into your thirties.
In your thirties, dressing like a nun, now into your forties, you're emergin'.
Our good friend Syd said that your thirties can be compared to sushi. He is also shimmering proof that you can delay coming of age until your thirties. That end is called your thirties. Your thirties are when the world gets its revenge in the great practical joke of which you are the punch line.
No better way to start your thirties indeed!
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For consideration: "Bathe him... and BRING him... TO CAROUSEL!"
Your Thirties
A poem by Dan and Google
It starts in your thirties. So, where do you start if you are in your thirties?
In your thirties, your skin worries include wrinkles, skin cancer and stretch marks/scarring. Looking good in your thirties takes more time and effort than it did at age twenty-five. In your thirties you can look forward to still feeling as old as you do now.
You should have a pap smear at least every ten years, starting in your thirties.
You will pay well into your thirties. Now that you're in your thirties, you may be paying tax at the top marginal rate, so gearing also offers a strong tax benefit as well. In your thirties, you may not have a lot of money invested in your retirement fund but you have something more valuable - time. If you start a business in your thirties and fail, you still have time to pursue a more traditional career.
Real estate is the porn of your thirties.
When you hit your thirties, it's important to rethink your working wardrobe. In contrast, when you reach your thirties, the decisions are about establishing focus. In your thirties, you should aggressively work on prevention. In your thirties, you begin the process of consolidation. It is not until your thirties that you realise that they were right, when you find yourself saying the exact same things to your kids.
Spend more time in your thirties!
I hear that your early novels are about being single in your thirties. It is quite difficult to make new friends, especially when you're in your thirties, especially if you're a bloke... There's no wedding season when you're in your thirties!
There is even a word for the c*ntiness of being in your thirties.
What the hell is wrong with having lots of sex in your thirties? If you are in your thirties and not a conservative, you have no brain. But is fun as easy-come-easy-go in your thirties? Yes, if you won't be in the fight into your thirties.
In your thirties, dressing like a nun, now into your forties, you're emergin'.
Our good friend Syd said that your thirties can be compared to sushi. He is also shimmering proof that you can delay coming of age until your thirties. That end is called your thirties. Your thirties are when the world gets its revenge in the great practical joke of which you are the punch line.
No better way to start your thirties indeed!
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For consideration: "Bathe him... and BRING him... TO CAROUSEL!"