Apologies to Jack Owens. And also the Maccabees.

[crisper]

Oh we're lighting
the hanukiah
a nuki-nuki-nuki-nuki-nukiah
Everybody
loves Hanukkah
Celebrating in the winter it's a great idea
We'll eat all the latkes and blintzes we see
Eight days of presents and they're all for me
Oh we're lighting
the hanukiah
nuki-nuki-nuki-nuki-nukiah

What a beautiful night for candles
The old Talmudic way
When a single day of oil
Somehow lasted eight

Oh we're lighting
the hanukiah
a nuki-nuki-nuki-nuki-nukiah
Everybody
loves Hanukkah
even though it's not a holiday in the Torah
We'll spin a bit of dreidel, say a prayer
Recall a great miracle happening there
Oh we're lighting
the hanukiah
nuki-nuki-nuki-nuki-nukiah!

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For consideration: the reason for the season